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Old 08-18-2009, 07:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Freaky??...try it out!

Now this is freaky!

Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them... really. Now, arrow down (but not too fast, you might miss something).......









What is:
1+5









2+4









3+3









4+2









5+1









Now repeat/say the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll down.






















QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then arrow down.





















Keep going.





















You're thinking of a carrot right?

If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped enough to think of something else. 98% of people tested will answer with carrot when given this exercise.

Freaky, huh?
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Old 08-18-2009, 07:36 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sorry...no refunds if it did not work.
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Thank you for wasting my 30 seconds of my life
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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cucumber!
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Old 08-18-2009, 09:19 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i didn't think of any vegetable
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Old 08-18-2009, 11:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Tomato is not a fruit, is it?
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mrs bucket's old sn that is what it made me laugh.
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Old 08-19-2009, 06:21 AM   #10 (permalink)
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cucumber is so good. isn't it?
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mrs bucket's old sn that is what it made me laugh.
It's force of habit I beeline to that handlename.

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cucumber is so good. isn't it?
Field or English?
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mrs bucket aka freaky, ah i dont know what's the difference between field and english??
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Field -short and thick

English-long and thin
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LOL how about both combined into medium.
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:35 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I did think of a carrot. Hmmmmmm Do I need professional help?
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Old 08-19-2009, 02:48 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Carrot? Nope... I thought about tomato...
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Old 08-19-2009, 03:24 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Carrot? Nope... I thought about tomato...
Actually..I believe a tomato is a fruit.... and not a vegetable,
allthough I could be mistaken??

But, just to repeat..sorry everyone..no refunds..no exceptions!

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Yes, tomato is a fruit... but that's still the thing I was thinking about
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:06 PM   #19 (permalink)
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All vegetables are green, cucumbers squash zucchini and tomatoes (seeds are inside) are fruit...

carrots are starchy roots like onions and potatoes.

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Old 08-21-2009, 09:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I was thinking of tomato, too....
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All that tomatoes the ADers were thinking of....Doesn't that mean most of the deaf people are in 2 % of the population?
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Old 08-21-2009, 11:35 PM   #24 (permalink)
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cucumber is so good. isn't it?
Depends which cucumber you are taking about
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I came up with peppers, but thats because my hands still burn because I was out picking the garden most of the day...
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I don't know why I was thinking of tomato. I don't like raw tomato. Spaghetti sauce and picante sauce - great!
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I scrolled down too fast to even give my self a chance to think of a veggie.
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:30 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I thought of onion.

So..... what % of people think of onions? LMK
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