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Old 08-17-2009, 09:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Cajun Country
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My new truck

MY NEW TRUCK

I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned it to the dealer yesterday because
I couldn't get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio
was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, ' Ray Charles!' and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind'
replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd
get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but
I
swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the
President
of the United States ."
Damn I love this truck......
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