Smart Pill

Jiro · 08-14-2009, 01:39 PM

Just read this post by my friend in other forum. hilarious asshole!

Quote:

So when I was in the fourth grade there was this kid who sat in front of me he was always falling behind in reading and math and subject to a bit of verbal abuse from the teacher.

I was at the time a decent student one day he turns around and asks me how come you’re so smart.
I told him I take smart pills, he said can you get me some, I said yes a week’s supply is a dollar he immediately said get them.

With this I went to my friend’s house that had a pet rabbit and grabbed some of those little shit pellets put them in an old pill bottle and sold them to him for a dollar.

A week had went by he had told me he feels the same, I said you need to be taking them for at least two weeks, he said great get me another bottle I said ok.

I sold him the second bottle and another week had passed he comes over to me and said John it’s two weeks I am taking the pills I don’t feel any smarter and these things taste like shit.

I said see you’re getting smart already.

***VamPyroX*** · 08-14-2009, 01:59 PM

Hahaha... I remember a similar joke from what I was a kid. My dad was the one that first told me that joke.

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