"Lie Clocks"

kokonut · 08-13-2009, 08:13 PM

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'
That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.'

hattip: not gonna tell. ;-)

C.C.Sinned · 08-13-2009, 09:05 PM

kokonut · 08-13-2009, 09:45 PM

Yep

Jiro · 08-14-2009, 01:42 PM

LOLOLOLOL good one!

Jiro · 08-14-2009, 01:43 PM

add Cheney's, Pelosi's, and Rove's lie clocks and you'll have A/C right there!

stefan2832 · 08-14-2009, 01:45 PM

Like it!

sequoias · 08-14-2009, 01:48 PM

Good one!

Frisky Feline · 08-14-2009, 04:23 PM

ha ha thats nice one.

KarissaMann05 · 08-17-2009, 01:59 AM

Being cooler is surely nice.

08-13-2009, 08:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
kokonut Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,642	"Lie Clocks" A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.' 'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?' St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.' 'Where's Barrack Obama's clock?' asked the man. 'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.' hattip: not gonna tell. ;-) __________________ If you're one of those crazy Obama fans please do NOT click here. Warning: May cause seizures.

08-13-2009, 09:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
kokonut Registered User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 3,642	Yep __________________ If you're one of those crazy Obama fans please do NOT click here. Warning: May cause seizures.

08-14-2009, 01:42 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jiro YOU DOMESTIC DISSENT! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Sopranos State Posts: 22,918	LOLOLOLOL good one! __________________ - Don't forget to buy Jiro's Special Edition Sunglasses for $19.95

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Jiro YOU DOMESTIC DISSENT! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Sopranos State Posts: 22,918	add Cheney's, Pelosi's, and Rove's lie clocks and you'll have A/C right there! __________________ - Don't forget to buy Jiro's Special Edition Sunglasses for $19.95

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sequoias Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: A little trip to the extraordinary. Posts: 16,295	Good one!

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Frisky Feline Provoke, Pounce, Purr Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,692	ha ha thats nice one.

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