dog's v wives!

stefan2832 · 08-12-2009, 06:05 PM

Why some men have dog's and not wives...

1. The later you are the more exicted they are to see you.

2. Dog's don't notice if you call them by another name.

3. Dog's like it if you leave a lot of stuff on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dog's agree that you have to raise your voice to get your
point across.

6. You never haver to wait for a dog, they are ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dog's find you amusing when you are drunk.

8. Dog's like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will never wake you up at night to ask " If I died..would you
get another dog?.

10. If a dog has babies you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.

11. You can put a studed collar on them and they won't call you a pervert.

12. If they smell another dog on you, they don't get angry, they just find
it amusing.

13. Dog's like to ride in the back of pick-up trucks.

14. If a dog leaves...they won't take half your stuff!

Jiro · 08-14-2009, 01:41 PM

good one!

***VamPyroX*** · 08-14-2009, 01:58 PM

I think I'll get a dog and stop looking for a girlfriend.

Bramus · 08-17-2009, 09:14 PM

it's not too late to trade mine in for a rottweiler, is it? In case you're reading this, sweetheart, you know I don't mean it! <3

moonflower · 08-18-2009, 10:03 AM

hehe oh yeah
it would be dogs v husbands

FireTiger · 08-19-2009, 05:11 PM

Yeah but dogs still lose cause you shouldn't $&@( a dog!

Jess · 08-19-2009, 05:41 PM

You're stooping to lower standards preferring a dog? No wonder you're having trouble with women!

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08-17-2009, 09:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bramus Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Miami Posts: 349	it's not too late to trade mine in for a rottweiler, is it? In case you're reading this, sweetheart, you know I don't mean it! <3

08-18-2009, 10:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
moonflower winter is on the way jeez Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Posts: 5,742	hehe oh yeah it would be dogs v husbands

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FireTiger Panthera tigris phenoixi Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Arl, Jax, NE-FL, SE-USA, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Local Group, Universe A, Mutiverse 1 Posts: 73	Yeah but dogs still lose cause you shouldn't $&@( a dog!