Lil' Johnny Said It Again....

The
teacher said,
"Let's begin by reviewing some
American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty , or
give
me
Death'?"

She
saw a sea of blank faces,
except for Little
Johnny, a bright Navajo
Indian boy, who had his
hand up.

"'Patrick Henry, 1775," he
said.

"Very good," said the
teacher!

Who said, "Government of the
People, by the People, for
the People, shall not
perish from the
Earth?"

Again, no
response except from Little
Johnny, "Abraham
Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at
the class, "Class, you
should be ashamed; Little
Johnny knows more about


history
than you do."

She heard a loud whisper:
"Screw the
Indians."

"Who said that?" she
demanded.

Little Johnny put his hand up,
"General Custer,
1862.."

At that point, a
student in the back said,
"I'm gonna
puke."

The teacher glares around and
asks, "All right! Now
who said
that!?"

Again, Little Johnny says,
"George Bush to the
Japanese Prime Minister,
1991."

Now furious, another student
yells, "Oh yeah? Suck
this!"

Little
Johnny jumps out of his
chair waving his hand
and shouts to the teacher,


"Bill
Clinton, to Monica
Lewinsky, 1997 !"

Now
with almost mob hysteria
someone said, "You
little shit. If you say
anything else, I'll kill
you."

Little Johnny frantically yells at
the top of his voice,


"Michael
Jackson to the child
witness testifying against
him, 2004."

The teacher
fainted.

And as the class gathered around
the teacher on the floor,
someone said, "Oh
shit, we're
screwed!"

Little Johnny said
quietly, "The American
people, November 4,
2008."

funny but fucked up

LOLOLOLOLOL yeah thats GOOD one. let me pass this one to my MOMMY! heheheh

I love little johnny jokes... Keep em comming!

Lol. that's funny

*laughs* That's funny