Babyblue
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I found this paper from long ago.. In my box of old photos. The Author is Unknown.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Experience is something you do not get until you after you need it.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of you body is required of it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Why is it called a hamburger, when it is made out of beef?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why is lemon juice is mostly artificial ingredients... but dish washing liquid contains real lemons?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If you choke a Smurf, What color does he turn?
What happens if some on scares you half to death twice?
Is there another word for "synonym"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Would a fly with out wings be called a "walk"?
Why isn't there an explosion when you pour gasoline on fire ants?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why does a psychics have to ask you for your name?
What is the speed of dark?
How come you never hear about "gruntled" employees?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Experience is something you do not get until you after you need it.
The colder the X-ray table, the more of you body is required of it.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Why is it called a hamburger, when it is made out of beef?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why is lemon juice is mostly artificial ingredients... but dish washing liquid contains real lemons?
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
If you choke a Smurf, What color does he turn?
What happens if some on scares you half to death twice?
Is there another word for "synonym"?
Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?
Would a fly with out wings be called a "walk"?
Why isn't there an explosion when you pour gasoline on fire ants?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Why does a psychics have to ask you for your name?
What is the speed of dark?
How come you never hear about "gruntled" employees?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
interesting!
