New Child Custody Perspective

A couple get a divorce and are in negotiations for the custody of their children. The Judge asks each of them to defend their reasoning for their rights to sole custody.

the wife replies, "The children are really mine, I carried them for nine months and spent hours in labor birthing them! He didn't really do anything!" The judge nods thoughtfully, recognizing the validity of her reasoning and asks for the husbands defense.

The husband thinks for a minute and replies, "Your honor... if you put a dollar into a coke machine and a soda pops out, does that soda belong to you or the machine?"
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That is one way of putting it! Good comeback from the father!!

saywhatkid said:

Yes, but how can the Dad be certain it was his dollar that made the soda come out?

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This is getting interesting..

How would dad know?

How did he get the dollar in the first place? It's not like anyone would give him money for free...

Nowadays most machines are built to accept credit cards. Does this mean anything?

Also, what kind of soda did the man pick?