Girlie Wisdom!

**Liebling:-)))** · 07-08-2009, 02:19 AM

Girlie Wisdom!

1. Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

2. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

3. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

5. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

6. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

7. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

8. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

9. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

10. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.

11. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

12. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

13. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

14. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!!
LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN....LOVE DEEPLY

I got an email from my friend today.

JamieLynn · 07-08-2009, 06:26 AM

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3. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

Made me laugh, but seriously who's eating a 2-pound box of chocolates? LOL

**Bottesini** · 07-08-2009, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JamieLynn

Made me laugh, but seriously who's eating a 2-pound box of chocolates? LOL

Most of us!

Cute email Liebling, and all too true!

~*Kaelei*~ · 07-08-2009, 12:02 PM

Aw, that's cute.

rockin'robin · 07-08-2009, 12:43 PM

Just love ur post!...Put a happy smile on my face (it's been raining all day)

**Jolie77** · 07-08-2009, 07:58 PM

I like some of those! Thanks for sharing this.

**shel90** · 07-08-2009, 08:00 PM

Fat and body become best friends....that sure applies to me! I have been working out for a year and the fat stubbornly stays on!!!

Cute thread...

Babyblue · 07-08-2009, 08:05 PM

Those are funny.

07-08-2009, 02:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Liebling:-))) Sussi 7.7.86 - 18.6.09 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 31,032	Girlie Wisdom! Girlie Wisdom! 1. Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. 2. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. 3. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs. 4. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. 5. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. 6. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. 7. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. 8. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. 9. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness. 10. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers. 11. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes! 12. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat! 13. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. 14. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!! LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN....LOVE DEEPLY I got an email from my friend today. __________________

07-08-2009, 12:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
~Kaelei~ Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vancouver, Washington Posts: 1,571	Aw, that's cute. __________________

07-08-2009, 07:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Jolie77 Premium Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Kentucky, USA (The Bluegrass State) Posts: 8,514 Blog Entries: 1	I like some of those! Thanks for sharing this. __________________ Isaiah 33:6 - "He will be the sure foundation for your times, a rich store of salvation and wisdom and knowledge; the fear of the Lord is the key to this treasure."

07-08-2009, 08:00 PM	#7 (permalink)
shel90 Audist are not welcome Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: A place where crabs are popular Posts: 40,493 Blog Entries: 3	Fat and body become best friends....that sure applies to me! I have been working out for a year and the fat stubbornly stays on!!! Cute thread... __________________ "Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it." --- Anonymous

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07-08-2009, 12:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 15,659	Just love ur post!...Put a happy smile on my face (it's been raining all day)

07-08-2009, 08:05 PM	#8 (permalink)
Babyblue Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 12,034	Those are funny.