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Old 05-27-2009, 09:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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hmm Jokes for men (somewhat dirty)

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a hooker,

not much they both give sex in exchange for gifts.


How do you make a woman have an orgasm?

who Cares?

Did you hear about the new Divorce Barbie?

yeah it comes with all Kens stuff

Why is a woman like a hurricane?

when she first comes shes wet and wild, then when she leaves your house is gone your dog is gone, and your car is gone.

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Old 05-28-2009, 01:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I like the last one
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:06 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Talking a good joke....

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a hooker,

not much they both give sex in exchange for gifts.


How do you make a woman have an orgasm?

who Cares?

Did you hear about the new Divorce Barbie?

yeah it comes with all Kens stuff

Why is a woman like a hurricane?

when she first comes shes wet and wild, then when she leaves your house is gone your dog is gone, and your car is gone.

that was so funny
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ken barbie joke is a good one, thats a clever one, got alot to do with poking fun at feminism and cross-genderism. lol
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Old 08-17-2009, 09:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Extra points for the Barbie joke!
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