Be Strong Honey, I love you!!

Liebling:-))) · 05-14-2009, 03:21 PM

Nicholas escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll Kill us both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!'

His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom.
Be strong honey. I love you too.'

Bottesini · 05-14-2009, 05:51 PM

AlleyCat · 05-14-2009, 07:12 PM

LMAO

SoS · 05-14-2009, 07:34 PM

Sheeeh!

shel90 · 05-14-2009, 08:20 PM

I remember that one...still a good one!

WhisperHorse · 05-14-2009, 08:22 PM

OH MY! It's soooooo gooooood one!

Hollisterbabe7 · 05-15-2009, 06:42 AM

OMG!! it's great one!!!

Mrs Bucket · 05-15-2009, 08:00 AM

OUCH! Vaseline.. not good.

Baby oil!

Cheri · 05-15-2009, 08:26 AM

I've read that before, it was posted on AD in the past.

sequoias · 05-15-2009, 01:48 PM

Homeowner=

Jiro · 05-15-2009, 01:53 PM

ArkieGal · 05-15-2009, 02:04 PM

Mrs Bucket · 05-15-2009, 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

radioman · 05-15-2009, 04:39 PM

oldie , but still goodie.

05-14-2009, 03:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Liebling:-))) Sussi 7.7.86 - 18.6.09 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 30,971	Be Strong Honey, I love you!! Nicholas escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, This guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll Kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!' His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.' __________________

05-14-2009, 05:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bottesini Bodhar agus leath dall Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Middle of dog pack Posts: 16,083	__________________ It's a joke Nathan!

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shel90 In a pink and black world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the land of the free Posts: 24,014 Blog Entries: 3	I remember that one...still a good one! __________________ Shel~ "A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." -George Santayana

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WhisperHorse Lexi's Mommy Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 7,702	OH MY! It's soooooo gooooood one! __________________ Proud Mommy of my Alexanderia Gayle Born on May 21, 2008 8 lbs 1.4 oz and 21 1/2 inches She's the love of my life. Weight; lose 13 lbs since June 23, 2009 Haven't drink any kind of soda(like pepsi, coke, dr pepper, anyyyy) since July 12, 2009!

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Hollisterbabe7 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Neverland Posts: 976	OMG!! it's great one!!! __________________ ~~~I AM A PROUD MOMMY TO A LIL PEANUT~~~

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AlleyCat Chicken in a Cat Suit Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,736	LMAO

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Mrs Bucket has retired from AllDeaf. Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,348	OUCH! Vaseline.. not good. Baby oil! __________________ My new nieces/nephews are arriving soon!

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Cheri Prayers for my dad. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 22,615	I've read that before, it was posted on AD in the past. __________________ God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow and sun without rain, But God did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears and light for the way.

05-15-2009, 01:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
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