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Old 05-14-2009, 03:01 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Fairies
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet
beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an
exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this
time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife.

The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! ... two tickets for the
new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well ...
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in
a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years
younger than me".

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed ... but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ... abracadabra! the
husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story:
Men might be ungrateful idiots, but fairies are ... FEMALE!
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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that's a good one! at men.
Yeah MEN!!!
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Old 05-14-2009, 09:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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hey ! that aint fair!
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Old 05-16-2009, 09:05 AM   #10 (permalink)
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See what happens to selfish men!!!!!
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Old 05-17-2009, 07:53 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I love this one!
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Old 05-17-2009, 08:58 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Talk about payback time!!!! Love this one!
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