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Old 05-14-2009, 11:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Gotta Pee!

Two women friends had gone for a girls'
> night out.
> Both were very faithful and loving wives,
> however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the
> Bacardi Breezers.
>
> Incredibly drunk and walking home they
> needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
>
> One of them had nothing to wipe with so she
> thought she would take off her panties and use
> them.
>
> Her friend however was wearing a rather
> expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
> them.
>
> She was lucky enough to squat down next to
> a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so
> she proceeded to wipe with that.
>
> After the girls did their business, they
> proceeded to go home.
>
> The next day, the husband of one of the
> women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife
> was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband
> and said:
> "These girl nights have got to stop!
> I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home
> with no panties!!"
>
> "That's nothing," said the
> other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to
> her ass that said.....
>
> 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
> We'll never forget you.'
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-15-2009, 04:51 PM   #3 (permalink)
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good one !
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HAHAHAH.. that one is funny!
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LMAO!!!!
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Old 05-15-2009, 08:44 PM   #6 (permalink)
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That's so funny.
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