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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
Posts: 2,782
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Gotta Pee!
Two women friends had gone for a girls'
> night out. > Both were very faithful and loving wives, > however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the > Bacardi Breezers. > > Incredibly drunk and walking home they > needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. > > One of them had nothing to wipe with so she > thought she would take off her panties and use > them. > > Her friend however was wearing a rather > expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin > them. > > She was lucky enough to squat down next to > a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so > she proceeded to wipe with that. > > After the girls did their business, they > proceeded to go home. > > The next day, the husband of one of the > women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife > was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband > and said: > "These girl nights have got to stop! > I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home > with no panties!!" > > "That's nothing," said the > other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to > her ass that said..... > > 'From all of us at the Fire Station. > We'll never forget you.' |
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