Joe, The Optimist

rockin'robin · 05-04-2009, 10:25 AM

Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ”It could have been worse.” His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.

So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.

Joe asked, ”Where’s Gary?”

And one of his friends said, ”Didn’t you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.”

Joe says,”Well it could have been worse.”

Both his friends said, ”How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!”

Joe says, ”If it had happened two days ago, I’d be dead now!”

SoS · 05-05-2009, 11:33 PM

Ha ha ha.

***VamPyroX*** · 05-09-2009, 02:19 AM

Hehehe...

Pepsi · 05-09-2009, 10:43 PM

Bottesini · 05-10-2009, 12:11 AM

Oh boy!

~*Kaelei*~ · 05-11-2009, 05:15 AM

oh that gotta hurt

Jiro · 05-11-2009, 08:29 AM

:facepalm:

05-04-2009, 10:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 2,671	Joe, The Optimist Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say ”It could have been worse.” His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side. So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date. Joe asked, ”Where’s Gary?” And one of his friends said, ”Didn’t you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.” Joe says,”Well it could have been worse.” Both his friends said, ”How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!” Joe says, ”If it had happened two days ago, I’d be dead now!”

05-09-2009, 02:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
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05-05-2009, 11:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
SoS (· · · — — — · · ·) Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: In a dirty planet called Earth Posts: 225	Ha ha ha.

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