"Stumping" Dear Abby!

rockin'robin · 04-22-2009, 12:43 PM

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR?

Dear Abby, I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby, I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Remember these people can vote!!

radioman · 04-23-2009, 05:53 PM

oh man! now what do we do with the stupidity pool?

Pepsi · 04-25-2009, 11:34 PM

***VamPyroX*** · 04-26-2009, 02:07 AM

These are funny.

It's amazing that we had people like those out there.

Frisky Feline · 04-26-2009, 06:07 AM

yep twisted mind! haha

AlleyCat · 04-27-2009, 09:03 AM

potential Darwin Award nominees, perhaps?

Babyblue · 04-27-2009, 10:55 AM

Those are hilarious!

sculleywr · 04-28-2009, 03:18 PM

Well, I would suggest putting them all into a big group and drop a nuke on all the stupid people, but I know what would happen then. Nature abhors a vacuum, so we will then witness more, and stupider stupidity.

04-22-2009, 12:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 2,782	"Stumping" Dear Abby! Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on My VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he drank until one night he came home sober. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? Remember these people can vote!!

04-25-2009, 11:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
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04-26-2009, 02:07 AM	#4 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 31,473	These are funny. It's amazing that we had people like those out there. __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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04-23-2009, 05:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
radioman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 793	oh man! now what do we do with the stupidity pool?

04-26-2009, 06:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Frisky Feline Provoke, Pounce, Purr Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,693	yep twisted mind! haha

04-27-2009, 09:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
AlleyCat Chicken in a Cat Suit Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,736	potential Darwin Award nominees, perhaps?

04-27-2009, 10:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
Babyblue Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 7,539	Those are hilarious!

04-28-2009, 03:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
sculleywr WIA covers my training!!! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Chattanooga, TN Posts: 324	Well, I would suggest putting them all into a big group and drop a nuke on all the stupid people, but I know what would happen then. Nature abhors a vacuum, so we will then witness more, and stupider stupidity.