rockin'robin
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> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
> confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
> 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
> minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
> high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm
> broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the
> door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
> pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you
> have at least seen my demonstration. ' And with that, he emptied a
> bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum
> cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your
> carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.' The old lady
> stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut
> off my electricity this morning.'
> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
> confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
> 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of
> minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
> high-powered vacuum cleaners.' 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm
> broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the
> door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and
> pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you
> have at least seen my demonstration. ' And with that, he emptied a
> bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum
> cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your
> carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.' The old lady
> stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut
> off my electricity this morning.'
good for her!
