AllDeaf.com
Our Sponsors

Go Back   AllDeaf.com > Miscellaneous > Jokes & Funny Stories
  
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-09-2009, 10:25 PM   #31 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
You might be a Floridian if..... you never seen snow.
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Alt Today
Deafness

Beitrag Sponsored Links

__________________
This advertising will not be shown in this way to registered members.
Register your free account today and become a member on AllDeaf.com
   
Old 04-09-2009, 11:16 PM   #32 (permalink)
Registered User
 
web730's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Florida
Posts: 2,163
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babyblue View Post
This friend, I am speaking of, when she said... It feels colder in Florida than does in Colorado.

She said that the dry cold is more bearable. The humid, damp, misty, cold was worse. She moved back up to Colorado, before the winter was over.


I do understand how one can adapt, and adjust to the Florida weather.

Many do say the humidity effects the temps one way or another.


Dunno... I have never seen snow, or experienced the dessert dry air.
Yup, it does!

The humidity can seep inside your skin so therefore coldness can seep inside your skin then it feels colder that way.

Dry air couldn't seep inside your skin then you wouldn't feel so cold like the humidity could do you.

Just like whenever you get wet and go outside when it's cold, it feels much colder than it would if you are dry going outside cold.
__________________
web730 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2009, 11:24 PM   #33 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Quote:
Originally Posted by web730 View Post
Yup, it does!

The humidity can seep inside your skin so therefore coldness can seep inside your skin then it feels colder that way.

Dry air couldn't seep inside your skin then you wouldn't feel so cold like the humidity could do you.

Just like whenever you get wet and go outside when it's cold, it feels much colder than it would if you are dry going outside cold.

What I thought.

I have been to Minnesota before. Still did not see snow

The temps was 17 degrees there at the time. Did not feel as cold as it would be here at 40 degrees.
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2009, 11:25 PM   #34 (permalink)
Look Beyond Galaxy
 
CrzyMeg's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Pensacola Florida or coming back to Pensacola
Posts: 5,926
Blog Entries: 1
Send a message via AIM to CrzyMeg Send a message via Yahoo to CrzyMeg
i share this with my bf, he think it was funny.
__________________
I have returned
CrzyMeg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2009, 11:29 PM   #35 (permalink)
Registered User
 
web730's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Florida
Posts: 2,163
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babyblue View Post
What I thought.

I have been to Minnesota before. Still did not see snow

The temps was 17 degrees there at the time. Did not feel as cold as it would be here at 40 degrees.
Hmm... I went to Minnesota last Dec 2005 visiting my family for the x-mas and hoped that it wasn't too cold but luckily, it wasn't that cold yet they had lot of snow. Nice!

Hope someday you will have the chance for the snow... so beautiful!
__________________
web730 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2009, 11:37 PM   #36 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Quote:
Originally Posted by web730 View Post
Hmm... I went to Minnesota last Dec 2005 visiting my family for the x-mas and hoped that it wasn't too cold but luckily, it wasn't that cold yet they had lot of snow. Nice!

Hope someday you will have the chance for the snow... so beautiful!

Born and raised in Florida.

Perhaps one day, I will see snow..


You might be a Floridian if.... You know what a true sun burn is.
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-09-2009, 11:58 PM   #37 (permalink)
I disappear at will
 
Oceanbreeze's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: S. FL
Posts: 7,839
Send a message via AIM to Oceanbreeze Send a message via MSN to Oceanbreeze
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babyblue View Post
Born and raised in Florida.

Perhaps one day, I will see snow..


You might be a Floridian if.... You know what a true sun burn is.
A burn so intense it's actually sun poisoning!
__________________
"You can blow out a candle, but you can't blow out a fire. Once the flame begins to catch, the wind will blow it higher."

~Peter Gabriel
Oceanbreeze is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 12:17 AM   #38 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Quote:
Originally Posted by Oceanbreeze View Post
A burn so intense it's actually sun poisoning!


Had that once!!

Ended up in the E.R.
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 08:46 AM   #39 (permalink)
Registered User
 
S.O.B.'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 484
You might be Floridian if... You refer to a thunderstorm as a "light show".

I swear, lightning does not deter my friends in Tampa! LOL
S.O.B. is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 09:17 AM   #40 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Quote:
Originally Posted by S.O.B. View Post
You might be Floridian if... You refer to a thunderstorm as a "light show".

I swear, lightning does not deter my friends in Tampa! LOL
True!

I love thunderstorms!
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-10-2009, 06:16 PM   #41 (permalink)
Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 8,946
You might be a Floridian by the inhalation of Bahama weed, or Mexican gold.
Byrdie714 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-11-2009, 12:48 AM   #42 (permalink)
Alien Head :P
 
jessewhitelaw's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: FL tamarac
Posts: 131
Send a message via AIM to jessewhitelaw Send a message via Yahoo to jessewhitelaw
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babyblue View Post
You might be a Floridian if.....




You might be a Floridian if


I thought this was funny, most of it is true!



LOL i do

Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include:
various fish, NRA, and a confederate flag. i have it on front tag hehe
jessewhitelaw is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-14-2009, 12:03 AM   #43 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
Posts: 2,774
You might be a Floridian if you .....have Pink Flamingo's in ur yard

You might be a Floridian if you've ever tried to fry an egg on the sidewalk ....
rockin'robin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-14-2009, 12:07 AM   #44 (permalink)
Sussi *7.7.86 - 18.6.09*
 
Liebling:-)))'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Germany
Posts: 30,971
Interesting posts here...

wow, you never see snow in your life, BabyBlue?


I prefer to have 4 seasons per year...


__________________
Liebling:-))) is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2009, 04:37 PM   #45 (permalink)
WIA covers my training!!!
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Chattanooga, TN
Posts: 324
Send a message via AIM to sculleywr Send a message via Yahoo to sculleywr
For Jacksonville, you also know that the mosh has nothing to do with concerts.

The construction on Roosevelt boulevard streets may have been scheduled a year, but you were born and graduated in the time it took them to finish.
sculleywr is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2009, 06:54 PM   #46 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
Posts: 2,774
Quote:
Originally Posted by sculleywr View Post
for jacksonville, you also know that the mosh has nothing to do with concerts.

The construction on roosevelt boulevard streets may have been scheduled a year, but you were born and graduated in the time it took them to finish.
say what??
rockin'robin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-26-2009, 08:06 PM   #47 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Quote:
Originally Posted by S.O.B. View Post
You might be Floridian if... You refer to a thunderstorm as a "light show".

I swear, lightning does not deter my friends in Tampa! LOL

Been having quite a few "light shows" lately!

Might be a Floridian if..... you open the door to walk outside from an A/C home it is like hitting a brick wall. The humidity has been horrendous!
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 02:22 PM   #48 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
Posts: 2,774
you might be a Floridian....if the slightest breeze happens to ruffle ur hair...and you say..."Oh, it's Heaven, it's Heaven"!

you might be a Floridian....if ur Mom has to drag you out of the water at the beach

you might be a Floridian....when ur A/C breaks and you dial 9-1-1 !
rockin'robin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 02:26 PM   #49 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockin'robin View Post
you might be a Floridian....if the slightest breeze happens to ruffle ur hair...and you say..."Oh, it's Heaven, it's Heaven"!

you might be a Floridian....if ur Mom has to drag you out of the water at the beach

you might be a Floridian....when ur A/C breaks and you dial 9-1-1 !

Seems like a lot of Floridians are calling 911 for outrageous reasons lately.

Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 02:55 PM   #50 (permalink)
In a pink and black world
 
shel90's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the land of the free
Posts: 24,013
Blog Entries: 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babyblue View Post
Been having quite a few "light shows" lately!

Might be a Floridian if..... you open the door to walk outside from an A/C home it is like hitting a brick wall. The humidity has been horrendous!
What's the percentage of the humidity there?
__________________
Shel~

"A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." -George Santayana


shel90 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 02:58 PM   #51 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Weather - from TBO.com

77%
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 02:59 PM   #52 (permalink)
In a pink and black world
 
shel90's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the land of the free
Posts: 24,013
Blog Entries: 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babyblue View Post
WOW!!!!
__________________
Shel~

"A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." -George Santayana


shel90 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 03:02 PM   #53 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Quote:
Originally Posted by shel90 View Post
WOW!!!!

Welcome to Florida!
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 03:03 PM   #54 (permalink)
In a pink and black world
 
shel90's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the land of the free
Posts: 24,013
Blog Entries: 3
Quote:
Originally Posted by Babyblue View Post
Welcome to Florida!
Only been there once for the NSAD tourney..that was it.
__________________
Shel~

"A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." -George Santayana


shel90 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 03:05 PM   #55 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
That is why we try to get the yard work done early in the Morning. You can wake up at 6 am and see people mowing on the weekends!! Right at dawn!
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 04:07 PM   #56 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
Posts: 2,774
you might be a Floridian....if the only clothes & shoes you have are a bathing suite and flip-flops.....

you might be a Floridian....if the only part of ur body not tanned is ur butt-crack.....
rockin'robin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 04:14 PM   #57 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockin'robin View Post
you might be a Floridian....if the only clothes & shoes you have are a bathing suite and flip-flops.....

you might be a Floridian....if the only part of ur body not tanned is ur butt-crack.....



Dunno about the butt crack part, but I will stick with my bathing suit tan line.
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 04:16 PM   #58 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
You might be a Floridian if..

you had more than one debate about flip flops, and which ones are the best.
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 04:22 PM   #59 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
Posts: 2,774
you may be a Floridian....if you think a tanning booth is laying under a palm tree

you may be a Floridian....if you smell like tanning lotion year round
rockin'robin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 06-27-2009, 06:11 PM   #60 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Babyblue's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Florida
Posts: 7,539
Might be a Floridian if you know the difference between a mosquito fogger truck, and an ice cream truck.

And know not to chase a mosquito fogger truck!
Babyblue is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 09:48 PM.


Join AllDeaf on Facebook!    Follow us on Twitter!

All text, images, and other content are Copyright © 2002-2009 by AllDeaf.com. All Rights Reserved.
vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.