The Confused Cop ...

rockin'robin · 04-03-2009, 09:56 PM

A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma.

One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk.

Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic! Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked cursiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?"

Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line.

A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line....he was bewildered!

"But...you're so old....how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "OH....it's quite easy, sonny ....I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

~*Kaelei*~ · 04-04-2009, 01:07 AM

lmao.... that's funny!

diehardbiker · 04-04-2009, 01:40 AM

oh my!

moonflower · 04-04-2009, 01:41 AM

lol lol lol

JamieLynn · 04-04-2009, 04:34 AM

bad grandma

AlleyCat · 04-06-2009, 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rockin'robin

A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma.

One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk.

Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic! Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked cursiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?"

Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line.

A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line....he was bewildered!

"But...you're so old....how do you do it?"

Grandma replied, "OH....it's quite easy, sonny ....I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

LMAO

(I see we have a troll here .. bye bye jkl490!)

04-03-2009, 09:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
rockin'robin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Jacksonville, Florida Posts: 2,782	The Confused Cop ... A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic! Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked cursiously, "What are you lining up for, dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her little secret, the young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges and that she was lining up for some. "Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma. "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line....he was bewildered! "But...you're so old....how do you do it?" Grandma replied, "OH....it's quite easy, sonny ....I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"

04-04-2009, 01:07 AM	#2 (permalink)
~Kaelei~ Wishing Upon A Star Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vancouver, Washington Posts: 1,354	lmao.... that's funny! __________________

04-04-2009, 01:40 AM	#3 (permalink)
diehardbiker Stuck in New York! Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 7,168	oh my! __________________ Please do not follow unless your driving REAL 4x4 with LOW! FUN is standard...PAVEMENT is optional.... Plus Jeep Wrangler owner too.

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moonflower winter is on the way jeez Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Washtenaw County, Michigan Posts: 5,742	lol lol lol

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JamieLynn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,663	bad grandma