Little Johnny v289374

Kai Onca · 12-10-2003, 12:22 AM

Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little boy was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?"

"My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Johnny patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

BabyPhat21 · 12-10-2003, 01:08 PM

there are too many anti cat jokes........why must the cat suffer

Kai Onca · 12-10-2003, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BabyPhat21

there are too many anti cat jokes........why must the cat suffer

I dont think theres many anti cat jokes out there....quit yowling the dogs do indeed have lots of jokes about them.... so the dogs have the right to *howl*

illustrator · 12-10-2003, 01:57 PM

I hear that one before. It was suppose be "f***" instead "stupid"

Liza · 12-10-2003, 02:48 PM

that was funny, cricket.... i luvvv cats, but we need to laugh at ourselves sometime. Oh! poor fish... LOL

GoldenLeaf74 · 12-10-2003, 09:13 PM

yeah poor fish,

BabyPhat21 · 12-11-2003, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Liza

that was funny, cricket.... i luvvv cats, but we need to laugh at ourselves sometime. Oh! poor fish... LOL

poor fish?? its dinner

12-10-2003, 12:22 AM	#1 (permalink)
Kai Onca Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Wandering through the Mist of Time Posts: 1,018	Little Johnny v289374 Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little boy was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Johnny?" "My goldfish died," replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Johnny patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."

12-10-2003, 09:13 PM	#6 (permalink)
GoldenLeaf74 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: St. John's, NL Posts: 978	yeah poor fish, __________________

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12-10-2003, 01:08 PM	#2 (permalink)
BabyPhat21 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: CALI Posts: 3,107	there are too many anti cat jokes........why must the cat suffer

12-10-2003, 01:57 PM	#4 (permalink)
illustrator Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Benbrook Posts: 4,594	I hear that one before. It was suppose be "f***" instead "stupid"

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Liza Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Jacksonville Posts: 4,367 Blog Entries: 2	that was funny, cricket.... i luvvv cats, but we need to laugh at ourselves sometime. Oh! poor fish... LOL