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Old 03-23-2009, 12:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2009, 12:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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pretty honest!
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Not really?!
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2009, 04:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh, At least there's some humor to this.
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Old 03-23-2009, 09:14 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 03-23-2009, 09:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Robert Dutu: Hello ADer!!! How you??? Have important business idea for you! Chat yes?
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Old 03-24-2009, 06:20 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 03-24-2009, 07:04 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Be warned, these IM has back door, once you respond, they may have hacked your system without you knowing it! Better have your computer checked right away.

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Old 03-24-2009, 09:18 AM   #10 (permalink)
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LOL. It'd be cool if every scammer out there were like this one.
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Old 03-28-2009, 10:30 AM   #11 (permalink)
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officerbeleck35 Hello
(1:17:24 AM) scruffyjake87 How can I help you, sir?
(1:17:38 AM) officerbeleck35 How are u doing
(1:18:05 AM) scruffyjake87 let me ask you a question
(1:18:14 AM) officerbeleck35 And to let you Know that we got your sn name on the winner's list
(1:18:18 AM) officerbeleck35 Yes
(1:18:37 AM) scruffyjake87 Please hold.
(1:18:49 AM) officerbeleck35 Okay
(1:19:43 AM) scruffyjake87 Since I am asking you a question but it might be a guess of mine. You have millions of dollars you want to give me. But I won't get it. Instead you will rip me off with advanced fee fraud.
(1:20:13 AM) officerbeleck35 what
(1:20:25 AM) officerbeleck35 we are not here to Rip you off
(1:22:44 AM) scruffyjake87 oh?
(1:23:17 AM) scruffyjake87 I am quite busy, let me transfer you to my supervisor, is that OK?
(1:23:40 AM) officerbeleck35 are you a deaf or hard of hearing...
(1:24:23 AM) scruffyjake87 ....Hello this is Agent Johnson, this is the FBI, I have your IP address, and I have just contacted your local authorities.
(1:24:42 AM) officerbeleck35 And so?
(1:24:57 AM) scruffyjake87 Cause we know that you are an nigerian scammer
(1:25:08 AM) officerbeleck35 what you mean?
(1:25:19 AM) officerbeleck35 are you a deaf or hard of hearing...
(1:25:37 AM) scruffyjake87 No, I am from the FBI, did you just undertstand what I mean?
(1:27:30 AM) officerbeleck35 i dont have anything to co with you if you are not a deaf or hard of hearing...thank you.
(1:27:37 AM) scruffyjake87 I am deaf, yes
(1:28:23 AM) scruffyjake87 SCAMMER FAIL!
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Old 03-29-2009, 04:36 AM   #12 (permalink)
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officerbeleck35 Hello
(1:17:24 AM) scruffyjake87 How can I help you, sir?
(1:17:38 AM) officerbeleck35 How are u doing
(1:18:05 AM) scruffyjake87 let me ask you a question
(1:18:14 AM) officerbeleck35 And to let you Know that we got your sn name on the winner's list
(1:18:18 AM) officerbeleck35 Yes
(1:18:37 AM) scruffyjake87 Please hold.
(1:18:49 AM) officerbeleck35 Okay
(1:19:43 AM) scruffyjake87 Since I am asking you a question but it might be a guess of mine. You have millions of dollars you want to give me. But I won't get it. Instead you will rip me off with advanced fee fraud.
(1:20:13 AM) officerbeleck35 what
(1:20:25 AM) officerbeleck35 we are not here to Rip you off
(1:22:44 AM) scruffyjake87 oh?
(1:23:17 AM) scruffyjake87 I am quite busy, let me transfer you to my supervisor, is that OK?
(1:23:40 AM) officerbeleck35 are you a deaf or hard of hearing...
(1:24:23 AM) scruffyjake87 ....Hello this is Agent Johnson, this is the FBI, I have your IP address, and I have just contacted your local authorities.
(1:24:42 AM) officerbeleck35 And so?
(1:24:57 AM) scruffyjake87 Cause we know that you are an nigerian scammer
(1:25:08 AM) officerbeleck35 what you mean?
(1:25:19 AM) officerbeleck35 are you a deaf or hard of hearing...
(1:25:37 AM) scruffyjake87 No, I am from the FBI, did you just undertstand what I mean?
(1:27:30 AM) officerbeleck35 i dont have anything to co with you if you are not a deaf or hard of hearing...thank you.
(1:27:37 AM) scruffyjake87 I am deaf, yes
(1:28:23 AM) scruffyjake87 SCAMMER FAIL!
it's a felony to impersonate as FBI.....

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Title 18 - Part I - Chapter 43 - Section 912 - Officer or employee of the United States
Whoever falsely assumes or pretends to be an officer or employee acting under the authority of the United States or any department, agency or officer thereof, and acts as such, or in such pretended character demands or obtains any money, paper, document, or thing of value, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
EPIC FAIL!

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