A Clean Use of Vaseline

S.O.B. · 03-10-2009, 06:38 AM

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend’s house.
She is waiting outside for him when he arrives. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago about doing the dinner dishes. We haven't done any since... and the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasn’t exaggerating. It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen and nobody is saying a word. Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her father is obviously livid, and her mother is horrified. Yet, when Steve and his girlfriend resume their placs at the dinner table, nobody says a word.
A few minutes later, Steve grabs his girlfriend’s mom, throws her onto the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her father is boiling, and her mother is a little more pleased. But still, there is complete silence at the table.
Suddenly, there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle outside and so he jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline.
With a look of terror in his eyes, the girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and exclaims, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the damn dishes!"

dreamsfloatjoe · 03-10-2009, 06:48 PM

TFS S.O.B.!

Babyblue · 03-10-2009, 07:26 PM

OH geez!!!

radioman · 03-10-2009, 08:37 PM

its an old joke i heard before .. a oldie but still a golden one.

chris' mom · 03-10-2009, 10:07 PM

That is funny!!! Good laugh thanks

ArkieGal · 03-10-2009, 11:30 PM

I remember that one. Someone sent me e-mail long time ago. That was funny.

03-10-2009, 06:38 AM	#1 (permalink)
S.O.B. Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 484	A Clean Use of Vaseline Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price. The motorcycle is missing a seal, though, so whenever it rains Steve has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. Steve’s girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents one evening. He drives his new motorcycle to his girlfriend’s house. She is waiting outside for him when he arrives. "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word. Our family had a fight a while ago about doing the dinner dishes. We haven't done any since... and the first person to speak at dinner has to do them." Steve sits down for dinner and soon notices that his girlfriend wasn’t exaggerating. It is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen and nobody is saying a word. Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her onto the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her father is obviously livid, and her mother is horrified. Yet, when Steve and his girlfriend resume their placs at the dinner table, nobody says a word. A few minutes later, Steve grabs his girlfriend’s mom, throws her onto the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her father is boiling, and her mother is a little more pleased. But still, there is complete silence at the table. Suddenly, there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle outside and so he jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. With a look of terror in his eyes, the girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and exclaims, "Okay, enough already, I'll do the damn dishes!"

03-10-2009, 06:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
dreamsfloatjoe Bait Cutter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Amelia Island, Florida USA Posts: 841 Blog Entries: 3	TFS S.O.B.! __________________ DreamsFloat Joe - Volunteer Mate & FSI Ye Ole Pirate, Anchors Aweigh Charters, Inc. Fernandina Beach Harbor Marina, Amelia Island, Florida USA

03-10-2009, 10:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
chris' mom Just Me!! Love it or not Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Fayetteville, AR Posts: 975	That is funny!!! Good laugh thanks __________________ Lori & Sons Children are a gift from the Lord, indeed, they are a blessing.

03-10-2009, 11:30 PM	#6 (permalink)
ArkieGal Registered User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: retired from AllDeaf. Posts: 1,950	I remember that one. Someone sent me e-mail long time ago. That was funny. __________________

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03-10-2009, 07:26 PM	#3 (permalink)
Babyblue Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 7,539	OH geez!!!

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radioman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 793	its an old joke i heard before .. a oldie but still a golden one.