Hearing Aids

ncff07 · 03-08-2009, 09:14 PM

*cartoon of 2 figures talking. first one asks "did the doctor give you your test results" the 2nd replies "yeah. looks like all those years of phone sex caught up with me, i have hearing AIDS."

Babyblue · 03-08-2009, 09:19 PM

Geez!!

I have heard of a similar jokes to that in the past.

Bottesini · 03-08-2009, 09:51 PM

That's a new one to me!

chris' mom · 03-08-2009, 11:05 PM

New one to me too..LOL

JamieLynn · 03-09-2009, 05:52 AM

And here I thought what kind of joke one could make about HA's... tsk!

Jamie

***~SG~*** · 03-09-2009, 10:25 AM

That is new one to me. It is a good one.

AlleyCat · 03-09-2009, 05:10 PM

That is funny

***VamPyroX*** · 03-12-2009, 08:27 PM

Hahaha... I remember my deaf friends and I making similar deaf jokes.

"Did you know that I have AIDS?"
"Whoa... seriously?"
"Yeah, HEARING AIDS!"

"I have HIV."
"Whoa... seriously?"
"Of course, I have the Hearing Impaired Virus!"

Lavender · 03-12-2009, 09:06 PM

Hey, I don't think that's not phunny. u're making a fun of hoh's wear ha's.

ncff07 · 03-12-2009, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lavender

Hey, I don't think that's not phunny. u're making a fun of hoh's wear ha's.

ive worn hearing aids for years... now i wear one in my right ear and have a CI for the left, i just thought it was funny.

Lavender · 03-12-2009, 10:40 PM

Oic, I didn't know u do have ones.

chris' mom · 03-13-2009, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lavender

Oic, I didn't know u do have ones.

I'm not sure about anyone else but I couldn't read your post..your font is too small and too light in color to make it out

ncff07 · 03-13-2009, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lavender

Oic, I didn't know u do have ones.

what she said:

"Oic, I didn't know u do have ones"

Bottesini · 03-14-2009, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lavender

Oic, I didn't know u do have ones.

My new mission. Make Lavender legible.

dreamsfloatjoe · 03-16-2009, 10:30 AM

Adamsmomma · 03-27-2009, 12:39 PM

I love that one...

I worked in a doctors office one time and had to look at some hospital records on a patient-- it said he wore "Hearing Accuired Immune Deficency Syndrome"s... (hearing aids) it was apparently dictated to a software program that was supposed to spell things correctly and it misundersood what the doctor was saying!! So it used the medical term for AIDS instead of hearing aids...

I had to laugh about that one for a while...

shel90 · 03-27-2009, 12:47 PM

I have heard of that joke...love it. Vampy, love your comments.

Lissa · 03-27-2009, 04:19 PM

Lol

Funny!!

Anymore?

***sablescort*** · 03-28-2009, 07:23 AM

I've known some ppl who would pull off this joke IRL lol. I was like wtf the first time I was told this in ASL. Once the punchline was delivered I was like oh damn.

That was during the 1980s.

Jhoul · 03-31-2009, 06:03 AM

LOl
I freaked out my ex-gf
when i told her "I have aid"
then i said "hearing aid"

03-08-2009, 09:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
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03-08-2009, 09:19 PM	#2 (permalink)
Babyblue Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 7,539	Geez!! I have heard of a similar jokes to that in the past.

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JamieLynn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,663	And here I thought what kind of joke one could make about HA's... tsk! Jamie

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AlleyCat Chicken in a Cat Suit Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,736	That is funny

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03-27-2009, 12:47 PM	#17 (permalink)
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Jhoul Registered User Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8	LOl I freaked out my ex-gf when i told her "I have aid" then i said "hearing aid"

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