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Old 03-05-2009, 04:37 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking A Little Boy ...

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many."

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"

The priest, getting impatient, said. "I am the Father of hundreds", and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

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Old 03-05-2009, 05:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2009, 05:44 AM   #3 (permalink)
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bad boy! ha
I second that

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bad boy! ha
indeed. a very bad boy!
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Old 03-05-2009, 05:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL.... Funny though.
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:25 AM   #10 (permalink)
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indeed. a very bad boy!
Hey Jiro- How did you get those icons like that? Have the link for it?

Very cool about the icons you had in all your posts recently.
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Omg! Shame on that boy!!
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