Jolie77

THE GOOD NAPKINS...ahhhhh...the joys of having girls...

My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake)

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake)

Now, fast forward a few months - It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.

When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter.

Next, in came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next, in came my father, who roared with laughter.

Then in came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!!

My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!!!"

Isn't it easier to just tell the truth and be careful who you ask to set the table for you!

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“Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.” - Ashley Judd

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Bottesini

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It's a joke Nathan!

Brian

good one, Jolie77.

LakeTahoe

That's so funny! LOL!

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PATTYRASMUSSEN

I HAVE A SON..
THERE WERE MANY TIMES I HAD TO TAKE HIM INTO THE WOMENS RESTROOM WITH ME WHEN HE WAS YOUNG. HE IS BRIGHT AND CURIOUS. MACHINES, BIG AND ON THE WALLS, SEEMED INTERESTING TO HIM. "MOM, WHAT ARE THESE?" "THEY ARE FOR FEMALES". "WHY?".....:hmm

Pepsi

ncff07

*note to self: start xmas list and put Jolie down to get good napkins*

S.O.B.

Something like that happened to me once. When I was young, my dad allowed me to assist him to wash and wax his car. There were often times when I had to make do with a wash cloth rag. Well, one day I couldn't find any, so guess what I brought out AND used to finish waxing the car?

Calvin

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Brian

Now, that ain't a bad idea at all...we all should do the same.

Jolie77

What does that have to do with me being put down to get these good napkins?

You both oughta know that I'm just an angel.

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“Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.” - Ashley Judd

Jolie77

So, What happened after your dad realized you were using the napkin?

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“Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.” - Ashley Judd

JamieLynn

well... I guess your mother learned her lesson, hasn't she?

Jamie

Frisky Feline

LOL Too many kids who are so curious!

radioman

OOOH burn ! thats a good one .

Hollisterbabe7

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Sosie

S.O.B.

After spotting it, he was like "Sean!", but when he saw how good they do the job (Yes, they actually are a good waxer! LOL), he just goes "I'll be damned". It was our little secret, but my mom found out - didn't mind it, but she insisted "Just don't do that in front of me!" LOL

Jolie77

Haha! Now that's quite hilarious!

All the more power to the feminine products!

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“Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.” - Ashley Judd

AlleyCat

Cute

Shadow

Very funny!

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