Wow...that's fast....

sequoias · 03-03-2009, 02:01 AM

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday

JamieLynn · 03-03-2009, 02:54 AM

Jeesh

Jiro · 03-03-2009, 02:57 AM

Frisky Feline · 03-03-2009, 05:58 AM

ouchie.

Pepsi · 03-03-2009, 09:00 AM

Sharky99 · 03-03-2009, 01:21 PM

OOOO LOL that a good one.. ohhh...

***Jolie77*** · 03-03-2009, 01:23 PM

Oooh, Haha! That's really mean! LOL

LovelyBlkGal · 03-03-2009, 01:36 PM

that soo funni!

Bottesini · 03-03-2009, 02:07 PM

Catmandu · 03-03-2009, 03:25 PM

that's ba-a-a-a-ad

radioman · 03-03-2009, 04:34 PM

you will never catch me doing that ! I value my life and I dont think I can be that mean

***Calvin*** · 03-03-2009, 04:46 PM

shel90 · 03-03-2009, 05:41 PM

Oceanblue7 · 03-03-2009, 08:36 PM

He's in BIG trouble

Sosie · 03-03-2009, 08:47 PM

That's mean!!!

deafaussie · 03-05-2009, 03:36 PM

I visualise two single beds in bedroom.

Hollisterbabe7 · 03-06-2009, 02:56 AM

OMG! that is totally bad!

***~SG~*** · 03-09-2009, 10:23 AM

That's mean!

AlleyCat · 03-09-2009, 05:11 PM

I'd say she asked for it.

03-03-2009, 02:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
sequoias Premium Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: A little trip to the extraordinary. Posts: 16,296	Wow...that's fast.... Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday

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