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Old 03-02-2009, 09:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Kid's Perspecive: Wedding Colors

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispers to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother explains, trying to keep it simple. The child thinks about this for a moment, then says, "So why's the groom wearing black?"
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:18 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 03-02-2009, 09:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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OHH lol good one on the wedding story.. cute one about the kid commenting on the white dress and the black tux.. lol
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Old 03-02-2009, 10:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Cute , kids come up with the funniest comments.
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Old 03-03-2009, 01:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I have to wonder how would the mother explain of the groom wearing the black on the wedding day?
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Old 03-03-2009, 08:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 03-03-2009, 10:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That I would like to know, Jo.. lol how would the mother explain that one to her kid?? LOL...
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I can see it now- He just lost his freedom, attached to the ole ball and chain!
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Old 03-04-2009, 01:54 PM   #11 (permalink)
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People should think before they speak out loud... it might get right back at them

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Old 03-04-2009, 07:40 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 03-04-2009, 07:51 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I often wonder why they wear black also. :/
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Old 03-04-2009, 10:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2009, 06:15 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Oh, good question. But I think men look dashing in black.
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Old 03-09-2009, 06:17 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I often wonder why they wear black also. :/
Maybe cuz they arent virgins like the brides are supposed to be?
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