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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nudist beach.
As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, "'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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Lexi's Mommy
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Michigan
Posts: 7,702
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Oh my!
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Proud Mommy of my Alexanderia Gayle Born on May 21, 2008 8 lbs 1.4 oz and 21 1/2 inches She's the love of my life. Weight; lose 13 lbs since June 23, 2009 ![]() Haven't drink any kind of soda(like pepsi, coke, dr pepper, anyyyy) since July 12, 2009!
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Love all, trust a few.
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![]() Now that's what I call - one cunning kid!
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![]() “Tough girls come from New York. Sweet girls, they're from Georgia. But us Kentucky girls, we have fire and ice in our blood. We can ride horses, be a debutante, throw left hooks, and drink with the boys, all the while making sweet tea, darlin'. And if we have an opinion, you know you're gonna hear it.” - Ashley Judd |
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Burn fat off your soul
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: North Island in the South
Posts: 3,249
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good joke....i must remember that one
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Some people will tell you that slow is good - and it may be, on some days - but I am here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles. Hunter S Thompson
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apotheosis, paragon of
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Bewb patrol here. I'd love to see your bewbs, please send them to me in PM here. Sets of bewbs sent to my pm box: 6 w00t! You guys are awesome! Keep sendin' em in! Itchy groin ASL and Deaf happy hour at Avery Brewery info (January 5th 2010) |
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