Little Boy At The Nudist Beach

dreamsfloatjoe · 02-17-2009, 08:00 AM

A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nudist beach.

As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.

She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."

The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.

She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the man is."

Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play.

Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, "'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

Frisky Feline · 02-17-2009, 08:52 AM

Uh oh!

Mrs Bucket · 02-17-2009, 09:00 AM

Oh my gosh!!

sara1981 · 02-17-2009, 11:39 AM

oh my words! dont let your kids take to nude beach im warns!

Sharky99 · 02-17-2009, 11:43 AM

OH LOL good one... that kid sure is funny...

sunflowergal · 02-17-2009, 12:50 PM

WhisperHorse · 02-17-2009, 02:04 PM

Oh my!

**Jiro** · 02-17-2009, 02:07 PM

I think I'm getting dumber.

**Jolie77** · 02-17-2009, 02:56 PM

Now that's what I call - one cunning kid!

***Calvin*** · 02-17-2009, 03:22 PM

Gotta give credit to that kid for outwit his parent. heh!

**Rio** · 02-17-2009, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky99

OH LOL good one... that kid sure is funny...

Do you get dumber when you met a silly gal? jk jk

Sharky99 · 02-17-2009, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oceanblue7

Do you get dumber when you met a silly gal? jk jk

OH so ya wanna know? LOL that for ya to find out and for me to know!!! PPPPFFFTTT!!!

Grummer · 02-17-2009, 11:04 PM

good joke....i must remember that one

**Rio** · 02-17-2009, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharky99

OH so ya wanna know? LOL that for ya to find out and for me to know!!! PPPPFFFTTT!!!

I know

**Koala** · 02-18-2009, 02:30 AM

good one!

Sharky99 · 02-18-2009, 12:19 PM

HAHA Ocean nice try...

radioman · 02-18-2009, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oceanblue7

Do you get dumber when you met a silly gal? jk jk

how silly are you ?

dipeshs · 11-04-2009, 04:24 AM

what the **** is this?

posts from hell · 11-04-2009, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dipeshs

what the **** is this?

A joke you limp ****.

Bramus · 11-04-2009, 02:46 PM

haha nice

Passionate4ASL · 11-04-2009, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by posts from hell

A joke you limp ****.

Never a dull moment around here! lmao

**Rio** · 11-04-2009, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by radioman

how silly are you ?

I am always silly around sharky

~*Kaelei*~ · 11-07-2009, 07:21 AM

lol good one

**shel90** · 11-07-2009, 08:46 AM

Love that one!

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dreamsfloatjoe Registered User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Amelia Island, Florida USA Posts: 846 Blog Entries: 3	Little Boy At The Nudist Beach A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nudist beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why. She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does. She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the man is." Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother, "'Daddy is talking to the silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

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