Quote of the Day

dreamsfloatjoe · 02-16-2009, 06:27 AM

Quote of the Day:

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her."

So - if you give her crap,

You will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.

JamieLynn · 02-16-2009, 08:34 AM

My favorite quote is the one in my sig though

There are many others I like too but the one you posted I've never heard before. It's a funny one and it made me smile. Does that mean I have to give you my heart?

I'm afraid my bf would have a little say in that matter

JamieLynn

S.O.B. · 02-16-2009, 04:28 PM

You know what, that is so true it's almost not funny! But then again, you women give us guys a break as we try our damndest, you all didn't come with a manual!

JamieLynn · 02-16-2009, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by S.O.B.

You know what, that is so true it's almost not funny! But then again, you women give us guys a break as we try our damndest, you all didn't come with a manual!

Men also didn't come with a manual

Though I try my best to tell my bf what I actually want to say, meaning when I say yes I also mean it!

and not the other way around... I'm sure you know what I mean

JL

Oceanblue7 · 02-16-2009, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamieLynn

Men also didn't come with a manual

JL

I agree

02-16-2009, 06:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
dreamsfloatjoe Bait Cutter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Amelia Island, Florida USA Posts: 841 Blog Entries: 3	Quote of the Day Quote of the Day: "Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her." So - if you give her crap, You will receive more shit than any one human being can handle. __________________ DreamsFloat Joe - Volunteer Mate & FSI Ye Ole Pirate, Anchors Aweigh Charters, Inc. Fernandina Beach Harbor Marina, Amelia Island, Florida USA

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02-16-2009, 08:34 AM	#2 (permalink)
JamieLynn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,663	My favorite quote is the one in my sig though There are many others I like too but the one you posted I've never heard before. It's a funny one and it made me smile. Does that mean I have to give you my heart? I'm afraid my bf would have a little say in that matter JamieLynn

02-16-2009, 04:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
S.O.B. Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 484	You know what, that is so true it's almost not funny! But then again, you women give us guys a break as we try our damndest, you all didn't come with a manual!