From the minds of Children...

JamieLynn · 02-13-2009, 03:00 PM

I just got this through email. To all the mothers out there

Enjoy!

JamieLynn

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the they came up with:

Better to be safe than....................punch a 5th grader.

Strike while the.........................bug is close.

It's always darkest before..............daylight savings time.

Never underestimate the power of............termites.

You can lead a horse to water but ...........how?

Don't bite the hand that.......................looks dirty.

No news is.........................impossible.

A miss is as good as a........................Mr.

You can't teach an old dog.....................math.

If you lie down with dogs, you.......will stink in the morning.

Love all, trust........................me.

The pen is mightier than......................the pigs.

An idle mind is......................the best way to relax.

Where there is smoke, there's..............pollution.

Happy is the bride who..................gets all the presents.

A penny saved is.........................not much.

Two is company, three's.....................The Musketeers.

None are so blind as.....................Helen Keller.

Children should be seen and not..........spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed............get new batteries.

You get out of something what you.......see pictured on the box.

When the blind lead the blind.................get out of the way.

There is no fool like...........................Aunt Edie.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and......you have to blow your nose.

Last but not least:

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.

She turned and looked at him for an explanation.

He said, I did that by accident.

She replied, I know that, daddy.

He replied, How'd you know?

The girl said, Because you didn't say 'A-HOLE!' afterwards!

smart girl!

Bottesini · 02-13-2009, 03:34 PM

Pretty funny. Kids make a lot of sense!

Frisky Feline · 02-13-2009, 03:39 PM

yep. i love the last one! haha

Oceanblue7 · 02-15-2009, 10:15 PM

That's such a cute email like the last but not least

JamieLynn · 02-16-2009, 05:02 AM

I constantly get such emails through my friends but they tend to be mainly in french and I am waaay too lazy to translate everything

This one though was in English so no need to translate...

JamieLynn

02-13-2009, 03:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
JamieLynn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,663	From the minds of Children... I just got this through email. To all the mothers out there Enjoy! JamieLynn A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest. Here is what the they came up with: Better to be safe than....................punch a 5th grader. Strike while the.........................bug is close. It's always darkest before..............daylight savings time. Never underestimate the power of............termites. You can lead a horse to water but ...........how? Don't bite the hand that.......................looks dirty. No news is.........................impossible. A miss is as good as a........................Mr. You can't teach an old dog.....................math. If you lie down with dogs, you.......will stink in the morning. Love all, trust........................me. The pen is mightier than......................the pigs. An idle mind is......................the best way to relax. Where there is smoke, there's..............pollution. Happy is the bride who..................gets all the presents. A penny saved is.........................not much. Two is company, three's.....................The Musketeers. None are so blind as.....................Helen Keller. Children should be seen and not..........spanked or grounded. If at first you don't succeed............get new batteries. You get out of something what you.......see pictured on the box. When the blind lead the blind.................get out of the way. There is no fool like...........................Aunt Edie. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and......you have to blow your nose. Last but not least: One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, I did that by accident. She replied, I know that, daddy. He replied, How'd you know? The girl said, Because you didn't say 'A-HOLE!' afterwards! smart girl!

02-13-2009, 03:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Bottesini Bodhar agus leath dall Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Middle of dog pack Posts: 16,112	Pretty funny. Kids make a lot of sense! __________________ It's a joke Nathan!

02-15-2009, 10:15 PM	#4 (permalink)
Oceanblue7 Patriots Rock! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: She Walks by faith not by sight Posts: 6,704 Blog Entries: 27	That's such a cute email like the last but not least __________________ Ps.103:12 He washes our sins away into the ocean Brady's back "We have unfinished business to take care of" Randy Moss,#81, WR

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02-13-2009, 03:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Frisky Feline Provoke, Pounce, Purr Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,712	yep. i love the last one! haha

02-16-2009, 05:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
JamieLynn Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 2,663	I constantly get such emails through my friends but they tend to be mainly in french and I am waaay too lazy to translate everything This one though was in English so no need to translate... JamieLynn