Giggle of the Day

dreamsfloatjoe · 02-07-2009, 06:39 AM

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!"

Babyblue · 02-07-2009, 06:57 AM

Wonder how many true cases are like this.

***VamPyroX*** · 02-07-2009, 02:58 PM

They did something like this as a song in The Stupids.

IMDb Video: The Stupids

Yes, the song itself is subtitled.

Shadow · 02-07-2009, 02:59 PM

Very confusing!

Byrdie714 · 02-09-2009, 08:08 PM

Mrs Bucket · 02-09-2009, 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrdie714

Move over!

~*Kaelei*~ · 02-09-2009, 09:30 PM

lol, if the person is in front of me, telling me that, I would be like "Huh?" Very confusing

shel90 · 02-10-2009, 12:14 AM

I am already confused so I will have to reread it tmw when I am not so tired!

02-07-2009, 06:39 AM	#1 (permalink)
dreamsfloatjoe Bait Cutter Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Amelia Island, Florida USA Posts: 841 Blog Entries: 3	Giggle of the Day A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter. My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson. But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?" After staring blanky with a dizzy look on his face, the psychiatrist replied: "Move over!" __________________ DreamsFloat Joe - Volunteer Mate & FSI Ye Ole Pirate, Anchors Aweigh Charters, Inc. Fernandina Beach Harbor Marina, Amelia Island, Florida USA

02-07-2009, 02:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
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~Kaelei~ Wishing Upon A Star Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vancouver, Washington Posts: 1,354	lol, if the person is in front of me, telling me that, I would be like "Huh?" Very confusing __________________

02-10-2009, 12:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
shel90 In a pink and black world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the land of the free Posts: 24,014 Blog Entries: 3	I am already confused so I will have to reread it tmw when I am not so tired! __________________ Shel~ "A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." -George Santayana

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Babyblue Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 7,539	Wonder how many true cases are like this.

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Shadow अदृश्य Join Date: May 2008 Location: बाहर धूप की Posts: 360	Very confusing!

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