Beach Bummer!

S.O.B. · 01-31-2009, 12:41 AM

Brad, a local beachgoer, simply couldn't make time with any of the girls. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him.

'Dude, it's obvious,' said the lifeguard. 'You're wearing those gnarly old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to get yourself a Speedo-say, two sizes too small-and drop a potato inside it. You'll have all the babes you can handle.'

The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his brand-spanking-new tight Speedo and his potato, and it's not long before he approaches the lifeguard tower once more.

'For cryin' out loud,' said Brad, 'it's worse than before! Everyone on the beach acts disgusted as I walk by-covering their faces, turning away, laughing! What's wrong now?'

'Jeez!' said the lifeguard, 'The potato goes in front!'

***Jolie77*** · 03-04-2009, 08:33 PM

Jiro · 03-04-2009, 08:46 PM

Babyblue · 03-04-2009, 08:48 PM

Oh gross!!

dreamsfloatjoe · 03-04-2009, 09:16 PM

Hollisterbabe7 · 03-04-2009, 09:47 PM

Sosie · 03-05-2009, 06:04 AM

Frisky Feline · 03-05-2009, 06:07 AM

ha ha Is anyone voluneeting to draw a picture what will brad look like at the end? haha

Jiro · 03-05-2009, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frisky Feline

ha ha Is anyone voluneeting to draw a picture what will brad look like at the end? haha

did ya forget about priest with potato up in his ass?

Frisky Feline · 03-05-2009, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jiro

did ya forget about priest with potato up in his ass?

i dont believe that he fell down.. he did it on purpose!

radioman · 03-05-2009, 08:53 PM

ewwww. this reminds me of the strange news with potato up man's anus and he had to have ig surgically removed. NOW - what if one of the digusted lookers pushed him backwards and he fell ? Now THAT would be funny to see the pain and anguish as it slips in.

shel90 · 03-05-2009, 09:48 PM

Oh my gosh!!! Love it!

Pepsi · 03-06-2009, 12:01 AM

chris' mom · 03-06-2009, 12:05 AM

I laughed so hard..that's a good one

AlleyCat · 03-09-2009, 05:13 PM

OMG

I needed a good laugh!

01-31-2009, 12:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
S.O.B. Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 484	Beach Bummer! Brad, a local beachgoer, simply couldn't make time with any of the girls. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him. 'Dude, it's obvious,' said the lifeguard. 'You're wearing those gnarly old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to get yourself a Speedo-say, two sizes too small-and drop a potato inside it. You'll have all the babes you can handle.' The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his brand-spanking-new tight Speedo and his potato, and it's not long before he approaches the lifeguard tower once more. 'For cryin' out loud,' said Brad, 'it's worse than before! Everyone on the beach acts disgusted as I walk by-covering their faces, turning away, laughing! What's wrong now?' 'Jeez!' said the lifeguard, 'The potato goes in front!'

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Babyblue Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 7,539	Oh gross!!

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Frisky Feline Provoke, Pounce, Purr Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 5,693	ha ha Is anyone voluneeting to draw a picture what will brad look like at the end? haha

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radioman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 793	ewwww. this reminds me of the strange news with potato up man's anus and he had to have ig surgically removed. NOW - what if one of the digusted lookers pushed him backwards and he fell ? Now THAT would be funny to see the pain and anguish as it slips in.

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