I think you're the father of one of my kids

ncff07 · 01-29-2009, 09:33 AM

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place
where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she
replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind
travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife
and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says
calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

radioman · 01-29-2009, 11:19 AM

DOH!!!

heheh.

AlleyCat · 01-29-2009, 06:50 PM

***VamPyroX*** · 01-29-2009, 07:08 PM

Doh! He

himself! Hehehe!

Maria · 01-29-2009, 07:16 PM

Very funny!

Sharky99 · 01-29-2009, 08:00 PM

OOOOo that guy sure got his balls busted on that eh? lol

Mrs Bucket · 01-29-2009, 08:41 PM

Oh my gravy!

Teacher ain't gonna look at the student normally after that! You know the apple never falls far from the tree and it's true folks!!! LOL!

shel90 · 01-29-2009, 10:08 PM

Hahahaha! I tend to call my students, "my kids"....ooooohhh!!!! Good one!

radioman · 01-30-2009, 10:15 AM

This sure causes the men to think doesn't it ?!

Duskywolf · 01-30-2009, 03:34 PM

that's funny. I like it.

01-29-2009, 09:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
ncff07 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: North Carolina Posts: 801	I think you're the father of one of my kids I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'

01-29-2009, 07:08 PM	#4 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 31,473	Doh! He himself! Hehehe! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

01-29-2009, 08:41 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mrs Bucket has retired from AllDeaf. Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,348	Oh my gravy! Teacher ain't gonna look at the student normally after that! You know the apple never falls far from the tree and it's true folks!!! LOL! __________________ My new nieces/nephews are arriving soon!

01-29-2009, 10:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
shel90 In a pink and black world Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: In the land of the free Posts: 24,017 Blog Entries: 3	Hahahaha! I tend to call my students, "my kids"....ooooohhh!!!! Good one! __________________ Shel~ "A child educated only at school is an uneducated child." -George Santayana

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01-29-2009, 11:19 AM	#2 (permalink)
radioman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 793	DOH!!! heheh.

01-29-2009, 06:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
AlleyCat Chicken in a Cat Suit Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,736

01-29-2009, 07:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Maria Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: FLORIDA Posts: 10,140	Very funny!

01-29-2009, 08:00 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sharky99 aka NorthStar Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Central Canada Posts: 4,187	OOOOo that guy sure got his balls busted on that eh? lol

01-30-2009, 10:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
radioman Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 793	This sure causes the men to think doesn't it ?!

01-30-2009, 03:34 PM	#10 (permalink)
Duskywolf Registered User Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: FLorida Posts: 201	that's funny. I like it.