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Old 01-26-2009, 06:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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i don't understand. <confused>
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Old 01-26-2009, 06:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i don't understand. <confused>
Hehe! That's funny.

Hear Again - The post is showing a comic picture of President Bush standing in the oval office staring at a poster board. The poster board has it split into 2 column.

The left column says "Failures".

Under the Failure, the list goes on from Bin Laden, Iraq, Afghanistan, Rest of the World, Torture, Economy, and Environment.

The right column says "Successes"

Dodged that shoe! (with a drawing of a shoe under the sentence)
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:04 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2009, 06:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Mishun Amplished! that was only thing by successfully dodging those shoes.

Now ouch President Obama got a huge stinking pile of elephant shit to shovel up after 8 years of this...
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Old 01-27-2009, 08:41 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Hehe! That's funny.

Hear Again - The post is showing a comic picture of President Bush standing in the oval office staring at a poster board. The poster board has it split into 2 column.

The left column says "Failures".

Under the Failure, the list goes on from Bin Laden, Iraq, Afghanistan, Rest of the World, Torture, Economy, and Environment.

The right column says "Successes"

Dodged that shoe! (with a drawing of a shoe under the sentence)
thank you for the description, jolie.

good one!
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:48 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 01-27-2009, 09:55 AM   #13 (permalink)
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thank you for the description, jolie.

good one!
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Old 01-27-2009, 04:35 PM   #14 (permalink)
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What happen to this ship?

is aghori referring to the u.s.s. lincoln?
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could someone please describe the pic aghori posted? thanks.
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could someone please describe the pic aghori posted? thanks.
It's a picture of Bush on USS Abraham Lincoln with sign in background saying mission accomplished.
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It's a picture of Bush on USS Abraham Lincoln with sign in background saying mission accomplished.
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could someone please describe the pic aghori posted? thanks.
Yep, that's it, it is. Bush seems pretty happy too.
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It's a picture of Bush on USS Abraham Lincoln with sign in background saying mission accomplished.
Yup but that it was from his plane landing on that ship safe as a mission accomplishment!
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ufnrotunately, mission was not accomplished../
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Old 02-02-2009, 01:41 AM   #26 (permalink)
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The only mission he accomplished is failure at everything.
you can s ay tht again.
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but then our internal security has improved. no terrorist attacks for 7 years and there was a speedy response toward to US Airways crash.
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Yep, that's it, it is. Bush seems pretty happy too.
i don't know what he's so happy abour in tht picruew. we never accompused anything in iraq,
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but then our internal security has improved. no terrorist attacks for 7 years and there was a speedy response toward to US Airways crash.
...but there wree 19 attempted terrist attacks. since 911.
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...but there wree 19 attempted terrist attacks. since 911.
attempted but it never happened, right? Beside - there are numerous of attempts in each Administration. It happened more under Clinton Administration than Bush Administration.
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