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Old 12-23-2008, 04:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Newspaper and advertising clippings from across the net

These 3 I happened to snag off Jay Leno's show, the one with Kate Winslet.


This one was golden, Jay said something like: Look at that! 15 years of experience in Lawn enforcement!
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Old 12-24-2008, 02:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Funny stuff..

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Old 02-17-2009, 12:34 AM   #3 (permalink)
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If a mod sees this, I'd like to have the original topic edited to say,

" Newspaper and advertising clippings from across the net "

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Old 02-17-2009, 12:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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If a mod sees this, I'd like to have the original topic edited to say,

" Newspaper and advertising clippings from across the net "

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Heh Heh! I absolutely love Jay Leno's Headline moments. They never cease to make me laugh.

By the way, the topic is edited.
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I love the photos with Santa for Hannukah!
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Old 02-17-2009, 12:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Heh Heh! I absolutely love Jay Leno's Headline moments. They never cease to make me laugh.

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Old 02-17-2009, 01:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Those are hilarious.

A $3.50 reward? Nah ..

And I wonder what other kind of drivers there are. Not dogs or cats, I hope.
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Old 02-17-2009, 01:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Another reason these two don't belong together!

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WTF!?!?

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Takers? Anyone?

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Old 02-17-2009, 01:58 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 02-17-2009, 01:59 AM   #12 (permalink)
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...And last but not least - Dirty deeds done dirt cheap!

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Old 02-17-2009, 06:02 AM   #13 (permalink)
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thats so weird! its non alcoholic and encourage to drink fake beer while the ladys preggy.
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