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Old 11-21-2008, 10:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Wrong woman & wrong time!!
A man was very, very late home one night, so to please his wife, before she had time to get upset, he decided to surprise her with great sex!

After the amazing event, he went downstairs to get himself a self-congratulatory drink for his inspiration. "SSSHHHH!!", said a voice from the living room sofa. "Your mother's visiting, Don't wake her, she's asleep in our bed."

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Old 11-21-2008, 10:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-21-2008, 11:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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OOOO damnnnnnnn..... OOOOOoooooOOoooooo!!!!
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Old 11-22-2008, 08:08 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ewwww!

That is horrible!
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Old 11-22-2008, 08:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2008, 01:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-24-2008, 02:28 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:05 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I would bet that guy just about died after that.. lol.. oh man...
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:19 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Oh no! that is just gross!
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Old 11-25-2008, 11:22 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Uh oh, That is not good!
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Old 11-26-2008, 02:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 11-26-2008, 04:45 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Oh boy, that is not good.
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Old 11-26-2008, 06:32 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Occchhhhhhhhh I can image how he reacts when he learn that he had sex with his own mother...

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Old 11-26-2008, 07:01 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Oh, OMG... that's not good but embarrassing...
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Old 11-26-2008, 07:03 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I know.. that's so bad but so good at the same time!
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I would be sitting in the shower for 5 hours.ewwwwww.
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Old 11-26-2008, 08:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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One has to wonder if that guy gonna chop his own dick off after this?? LOL oh man...
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Old 11-26-2008, 09:17 PM   #18 (permalink)
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That is really bad one!
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Ewwwwww!

Ewwwwww!

Ewwwwww!

Ewwwwww!

Ewwwwww!
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Old 07-02-2009, 04:31 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I wonder what the mom would say when she wakes up in the morning...
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I wonder what the mom would say when she wakes up in the morning...
Uh, I don't think I would want to know!
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Old 07-04-2009, 10:14 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Calvin ... ya had to ask that question??? OH MAN!!!! LOL
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Old 07-04-2009, 05:47 PM   #30 (permalink)
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