You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...

Soonersseth · 10-27-2003, 09:03 AM

YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN...

~ You can type sixty words a minute...with your feet.

~ Instant coffee takes too long.

~ You chew on other people's fingernails.

~ You answer the door...before people knock.

~ You sleep with your eyes open.

~ You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

~ You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

~ You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work
there.

~ You lick your coffeepot clean.

~ You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

~ You're so wired you pick up FM radio.

~ You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!

***VamPyroX*** · 10-27-2003, 10:38 AM

Luckily, I'm not addicted to coffee! I don't even drink coffee! I should send this to a friend of mine, he's addicted to coffee! Hehehe!

ChelEler · 10-27-2003, 12:31 PM

That's hilarious! I gotta send this to my mom and my hubby cuz they drink coffee every single morning! LOL I don't drink coffee though. Funny lines,

nozobo · 10-27-2003, 04:02 PM

is there a joke that goes something like "You Know You Didn't Have A Coffee When..."

10-27-2003, 09:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
Soonersseth Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 1,393	You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When... YOU KNOW YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH COFFEE WHEN... ~ You can type sixty words a minute...with your feet. ~ Instant coffee takes too long. ~ You chew on other people's fingernails. ~ You answer the door...before people knock. ~ You sleep with your eyes open. ~ You go to sleep, just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. ~ You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. ~ You're the employee of the month at Starbucks and you don't even work there. ~ You lick your coffeepot clean. ~ You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee. ~ You're so wired you pick up FM radio. ~ You have a picture of your coffee mug, on your coffee mug!

10-27-2003, 10:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: 40.18, 58.41 Posts: 34,145	Luckily, I'm not addicted to coffee! I don't even drink coffee! I should send this to a friend of mine, he's addicted to coffee! Hehehe! __________________ Check out my city... C L I C K H E R E! (If you've already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

10-27-2003, 12:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
ChelEler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 5,565	That's hilarious! I gotta send this to my mom and my hubby cuz they drink coffee every single morning! LOL I don't drink coffee though. Funny lines, __________________ ~RAWR~ -ChelEler- =^.~=

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10-27-2003, 04:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
nozobo Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,944	is there a joke that goes something like "You Know You Didn't Have A Coffee When..."