Finally, a smart blonde joke!

Peachy Lady · 10-19-2003, 11:11 PM

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and
needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a
new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,
she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept
the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the
blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your
business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a
little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that
you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow $5,000?"

The blonde replies . . . "Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?

Finally, a smart blonde joke!

***VamPyroX*** · 10-20-2003, 03:17 AM

I've heard this one. This is a good one!

CatoCooper13 · 10-20-2003, 07:16 AM

Yeah, heard of it before...

ChelEler · 10-24-2003, 12:27 PM

VERY SMART!

^5!

Jaana · 03-01-2004, 10:30 PM

If this was posted before --sorry.. but with all the blonde jokes running around I had to post this

A blonde walks into a bank in new York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out,
and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. the
bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for
using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of
the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
"Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were
away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What
puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replied,
.....
Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41?"

***VamPyroX*** · 03-02-2004, 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaana

If this was posted before --sorry.. but with all the blonde jokes running around I had to post this

A blonde walks into a bank in new York City and asks for the loan officer.
She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of
security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls
Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out,
and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. the
bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for
using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of
the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground
garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,
"Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction
has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were
away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What
puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replied,
.....
Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41?"

I decided to move it here so that you're aware that it was already posted...

10-19-2003, 11:11 PM	#1 (permalink)
Peachy Lady Not from Georgia. Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,073	Finally, a smart blonde joke! A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replies . . . "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return? Finally, a smart blonde joke!

10-20-2003, 03:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 26,613	I've heard this one. This is a good one! __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

10-20-2003, 07:16 AM	#3 (permalink)
CatoCooper13 Am attached and in LOVE! Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Sonoma County, California Posts: 6,419	Yeah, heard of it before... __________________ Til I hold my bub in my arms.

10-24-2003, 12:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
ChelEler Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Wyoming Posts: 5,518	VERY SMART! ^5! __________________ --ChelEler--

03-01-2004, 10:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Jaana Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 39	The smart blonde... If this was posted before --sorry.. but with all the blonde jokes running around I had to post this A blonde walks into a bank in new York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. the bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replied, ..... Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41?"

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