And that's when the fight started. - Page 2

rockdrummer · 10-05-2009, 08:34 PM

A largish woman is standing naked in front of a full length mirror. Her husband is reading the paper. "I'm very unhappy about my small breasts. I think I would consider a breast enhancement."

"Cost too much money," he replied. "Besides, there's a cheap, effective and proven method to bring about bigger breasts."

"What's that?" she asked.

"You get some toilet paper and rub it up and down your cleavage."

"Do you really think that would give me bigger breasts"?

"I don't see why not. It did wonders for your ass."

And that's when the fight started...

rockdrummer · 10-05-2009, 08:36 PM

My wife squeezed into a pair of jeans barly able to get them buttoned up. As she looks over her shoulder at herself in the mirror she asks me "do these jeans make my ass look fat" I replied No honey, it's your fat ass that makes your ass look fat. And that's when the fight started.

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10-05-2009, 08:34 PM	#31 (permalink)
rockdrummer Weapon of mass percussion Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Chicago area Posts: 4,087	A largish woman is standing naked in front of a full length mirror. Her husband is reading the paper. "I'm very unhappy about my small breasts. I think I would consider a breast enhancement." "Cost too much money," he replied. "Besides, there's a cheap, effective and proven method to bring about bigger breasts." "What's that?" she asked. "You get some toilet paper and rub it up and down your cleavage." "Do you really think that would give me bigger breasts"? "I don't see why not. It did wonders for your ass." And that's when the fight started...

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10-05-2009, 08:36 PM	#32 (permalink)
rockdrummer Weapon of mass percussion Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Chicago area Posts: 4,087	My wife squeezed into a pair of jeans barly able to get them buttoned up. As she looks over her shoulder at herself in the mirror she asks me "do these jeans make my ass look fat" I replied No honey, it's your fat ass that makes your ass look fat. And that's when the fight started.