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Old 08-27-2008, 03:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!' She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week she enclosed another note: 'USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!' The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed, and when her clean Laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him: 'I USE PLENTY SOAP ON PANTIES!! USE MORE PAPER ON ASS!!'

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Old 08-27-2008, 05:27 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2008, 07:28 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha, That's funny!
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2008, 09:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:52 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 12:10 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-28-2008, 09:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That's funny.
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Old 08-28-2008, 11:24 AM   #9 (permalink)
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ouch. that's disgusting. poor cleaner
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Old 08-29-2008, 06:09 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2008, 09:18 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:09 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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