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Old 08-26-2008, 01:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Women = Evil
Mathematical Proof That Women Are Evil


First, we state that women require time and money:

WOMEN = TIME x MONEY

As we all know, "time is money":

TIME = MONEY

Therefore...

WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY = MONEY˛

Because "money is the root of all evil":

MONEY = √EVIL

Therefore...

WOMEN = (√EVIL)˛

Then we are forced to conclude that:

WOMEN = EVIL
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Old 08-26-2008, 01:14 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Mathematical Proof That Women Are Evil


First, we state that women require time and money:

WOMEN = TIME x MONEY

As we all know, "time is money":

TIME = MONEY

Therefore...

WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY = MONEY˛

Because "money is the root of all evil":

MONEY = √EVIL

Therefore...

WOMEN = (√EVIL)˛

Then we are forced to conclude that:

WOMEN = EVIL

that's not nice
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Old 08-26-2008, 01:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Of course Eve is to be blame for mankind's fall!
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Old 08-26-2008, 12:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL

(I could say the same for some high-maintenance guys I know! )
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Old 08-26-2008, 06:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Perhaps, being evil is the way to go.

But, Seriously - Even if this is a joke or not, It goes for both genders. Both of them have their own agendas whether it's evil or not.
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Old 08-26-2008, 08:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2008, 08:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Hmm ok.
Lumbingmi,

It was me who removed those two posts. As you know religion discussion of any kind are not allowed in AllDeaf.
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Old 08-26-2008, 08:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Watch out!!! I am very very evil and I am after you, men!
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Old 08-26-2008, 09:06 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Two women are trying to get their father to be drunk.
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Old 08-26-2008, 09:27 PM   #10 (permalink)
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lmao. But yet you forgot to mention about DIAMONDS. Diamonds cost alot of money and diamonds are a girl's best friend. So let's multiply one more for MONEY
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Old 08-26-2008, 10:20 PM   #11 (permalink)
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If women are evil, then what does it make men if they keep coming for more.. starting with Adam? Hell, Eve and Adam spawned so many offspring.
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Old 08-26-2008, 10:41 PM   #12 (permalink)
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i think ya might have apoint except its you men who decide who is male/female so i guess that would make men the root of all evil!!!
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Old 08-26-2008, 10:52 PM   #13 (permalink)
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not just women men can be evil *lip seals* hehe
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Old 08-26-2008, 11:35 PM   #14 (permalink)
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hahahaha good one heard that along time ago but still funny
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Old 09-05-2008, 06:07 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Very funny! Am I Evil???

Not!


Men = Evil too!
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