question commonly used by women

Babyface · 08-02-2008, 07:36 PM

Men pay attention
(joke taken from Ihatemen.com and also from ihatewomen.com funny sites that have nothing to do with hating each other just fun stuff for both sexes)

Question : What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a Boat").
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an
hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed.
WOMAN: - - - silence - - -
MAN: Sh&%.

CrzyMeg · 08-02-2008, 07:40 PM

this funny. I like!

Matilda · 08-02-2008, 11:09 PM

He got

Bottesini · 08-02-2008, 11:59 PM

pink-studs · 08-03-2008, 05:37 AM

...oops!

AlleyCat · 08-04-2008, 05:04 PM

DVDFreaker · 08-04-2008, 10:38 PM

Haha, oh please!

Jiro · 08-04-2008, 10:41 PM

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn!!!!!!!!!!

CrzyMeg · 08-04-2008, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiro123

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn!!!!!!!!!!

Pepsi · 09-06-2008, 10:54 PM

That's funny

SCBassist · 09-06-2008, 11:15 PM

In my experience, she isn't really asking about the question implied, she is expressing a mood, so plead the 5th or get the hell out! LOL

~*Kaelei*~ · 09-09-2008, 02:59 AM

lol....he got Caught!!

jpmaster13 · 09-17-2008, 10:18 PM

ouch, he dead!!!

08-02-2008, 07:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Babyface Pro Fascist Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: your house Posts: 540	question commonly used by women Men pay attention (joke taken from Ihatemen.com and also from ihatewomen.com funny sites that have nothing to do with hating each other just fun stuff for both sexes) Question : What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a Boat"). No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines: WOMAN: Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible groan) WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? MAN: Where else would we sleep? WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs? MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed. WOMAN: - - - silence - - - MAN: Sh&%. __________________ Better to be Hated for what you are, then Loved for what you are not. Seig un Jeden Preis Europas Freheit

08-02-2008, 07:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
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08-02-2008, 11:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bottesini Bodhar agus leath dall Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Middle of dog pack Posts: 16,075	__________________ It's a joke Nathan!

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pink-studs Gwen Stefani Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Sydney Australia Posts: 100	...oops! __________________ -:¦:-((~.....•´.....pink-studs.....´•.....~)) -:¦:-

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Matilda Boxing Kangaroo "Jack" Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 2,176	He got

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DVDFreaker Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In The Middle Of Nowhere Posts: 3,120	Haha, oh please!

08-04-2008, 10:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jiro YOU DOMESTIC DISSENT! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: The Sopranos State Posts: 22,924	oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn!!!!!!!!!!

09-06-2008, 11:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
SCBassist ...And your point is? Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Spartanburg, SC Posts: 1,043	In my experience, she isn't really asking about the question implied, she is expressing a mood, so plead the 5th or get the hell out! LOL __________________ Complaints Division Here

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~Kaelei~ Wishing Upon A Star Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vancouver, Washington Posts: 1,354	lol....he got Caught!! __________________

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jpmaster13 Registered User Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 8	ouch, he dead!!!

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