How Much Do You Trust Your Interpreter?

AlleyCat · 06-02-2008, 10:10 PM

Be glad this is just a joke !!

A Mafia gang takes on a deaf man to run their deliveries, feeling it would be safer having someone unable to overhear conversations. However, one day when he is to deliver a large sum of money, he never shows up with it. The mobsters track him down, but don't find the money on him. As none of them are able to use sign language, they bring in an interpreter.

Mobster: "Where'd you hide the money?" (Interpreter signs the question.)

The bag man signs his reply. The interpreter says, "He says he had to ditch it in the river because the cops were onto him."

Mobster: "I'm not fooling around! You better tell me where that money is!" (Interpreter again signs.)

The bag man signs his reply, and the interpreter relays, "He swears he is telling the truth. He had to get rid of it."

The mobster pulls out a revolver and points it between the deaf man's eyes. "Tell me where that money is, or I'll kill you right now!"
(Interpreter signs his statement.)

The bag man, sweating profusely, signs, "It's inside a shoebox under a loose floorboard in my bedroom closet."

The interpreter says, "He says he doesn't know where it is and he doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger."

Bottesini · 06-02-2008, 10:15 PM

PowerON · 06-02-2008, 11:09 PM

well, it's very similar joke

http://www.alldeaf.com/jokes-funny-s...eter-joke.html

06-02-2008, 10:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
AlleyCat Chicken in a Cat Suit Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 675	How Much Do You Trust Your Interpreter? *Be glad this is just a joke !!* A Mafia gang takes on a deaf man to run their deliveries, feeling it would be safer having someone unable to overhear conversations. However, one day when he is to deliver a large sum of money, he never shows up with it. The mobsters track him down, but don't find the money on him. As none of them are able to use sign language, they bring in an interpreter. Mobster: "Where'd you hide the money?" (Interpreter signs the question.) The bag man signs his reply. The interpreter says, "He says he had to ditch it in the river because the cops were onto him." Mobster: "I'm not fooling around! You better tell me where that money is!" (Interpreter again signs.) The bag man signs his reply, and the interpreter relays, "He swears he is telling the truth. He had to get rid of it." The mobster pulls out a revolver and points it between the deaf man's eyes. "Tell me where that money is, or I'll kill you right now!" (Interpreter signs his statement.) The bag man, sweating profusely, signs, "It's inside a shoebox under a loose floorboard in my bedroom closet." The interpreter says, "He says he doesn't know where it is and he doesn't think you have the guts to pull the trigger." __________________ Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

06-02-2008, 10:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
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PowerON Please don't click me! D: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Would like to live at Fort Davis, TX Posts: 4,226 Blog Entries: 1	well, it's very similar joke http://www.alldeaf.com/jokes-funny-s...eter-joke.html __________________ "If you trust every Web site but not a government ... There are so many Web sites, so much hearsay. These are not official. It is possible that all news on the Internet is accurate?" - Coach Lu

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