True Story Very Funny

PePe LePew · 05-30-2008, 02:53 AM

So a man walks out of bar and out of his pants ...

WAUKESHA, Wis. ---It was embarrassing enough that Mark Stahnke woke up in a neighbor's yard without his pants. Then he remembered they contained a cashier's check for $41,093, meant for his son, and several hundred dollars in cash.

But he got it all back Friday, including the pants, thanks to a man and his dog.

Stahnke said he doesn't know what happened between when he left the bar and when he woke up the next morning, and police were skeptical when he filed a report last week.

"How do you get so intoxicated that you lose your pants ?" Police Lt. William Graham said.

Stahnke said he had met his son at a bar and doesn't remember much afterward.

"I woke up cold not knowing where the heck I was, and I didn't realize it at first because I still had my shoes and socks on," he said.

"When I got up, I realized my God, I don't have my pants."

Tim Curzan's dog, Joe, found the pants at an intersection, according to a police report. He found the cashier's check and tried twice, unsuccessfully to deliver it and the cash to where he thought the owner lived.

On Wednesday, the pants were still at the intersection, so Curzan took them to the police, who contacted Stahnke to claim his belongings.

PePe LePew: Um I best be not drunk, I could ended up losin' either my pants or my tops....LOL!!!

***VamPyroX*** · 05-30-2008, 02:58 AM

He probably took his pants off so he could take a piss... then forgot to put them back on.

05-30-2008, 02:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
PePe LePew PePe LePew Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Paradise Posts: 582	True Story Very Funny So a man walks out of bar and out of his pants ... WAUKESHA, Wis. ---It was embarrassing enough that Mark Stahnke woke up in a neighbor's yard without his pants. Then he remembered they contained a cashier's check for $41,093, meant for his son, and several hundred dollars in cash. But he got it all back Friday, including the pants, thanks to a man and his dog. Stahnke said he doesn't know what happened between when he left the bar and when he woke up the next morning, and police were skeptical when he filed a report last week. "How do you get so intoxicated that you lose your pants ?" Police Lt. William Graham said. Stahnke said he had met his son at a bar and doesn't remember much afterward. "I woke up cold not knowing where the heck I was, and I didn't realize it at first because I still had my shoes and socks on," he said. "When I got up, I realized my God, I don't have my pants." Tim Curzan's dog, Joe, found the pants at an intersection, according to a police report. He found the cashier's check and tried twice, unsuccessfully to deliver it and the cash to where he thought the owner lived. On Wednesday, the pants were still at the intersection, so Curzan took them to the police, who contacted Stahnke to claim his belongings. PePe LePew: Um I best be not drunk, I could ended up losin' either my pants or my tops....LOL!!!

05-30-2008, 02:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
*VamPyroX* bloody phreak from hell Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hell Posts: 26,348	He probably took his pants off so he could take a piss... then forgot to put them back on. __________________ Check out my city... CLICK HERE! (If you already visited yesterday, visit again today!)

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