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Old 05-24-2008, 07:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Mexican First Aid

Luis and Francisco were having the burrito special at their favorite cantina, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned to see this viejita a few stools down turning blue from wolfing down some menudo too quickly.

Francisco said to Luis, "What do you say Ese shall we help her?"

"Well Yeah", said Luis.

Francisco got up and walked over to the viejeita and asked, "Can you breathe ?", she shook her head que no.

"Can you speak?" again, she shook her head No .......

With that he helped her to her feet. Lifted up her skirt and licked her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the piece of menudo and began to breathe with great relief. Francisco turned to his friend Luis and said, "Orale ese, see that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!"
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