In the Market for a New Vacuum Even if You're Broke?

AlleyCat · 05-17-2008, 04:07 PM

Received in an email:

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners . '

'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.'

The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.'

Koala · 05-17-2008, 05:34 PM

LOL...he should personally eat the reminder as he say so.

DVDFreaker · 05-18-2008, 08:14 AM

Damn, the guy got owned!

PowerON · 05-19-2008, 02:45 PM

Let hope he have new vacuum with solar battery.

GarnetTigerMom · 05-19-2008, 02:49 PM

aww poor guy. I have a great vaccum called " iRobot" and I love it hand free and let it do the work on it own. iRobot Corporation: Home Page it worth it.

***~SG~*** · 05-20-2008, 09:08 AM

Poor guy gonna eat horse manure for hours.

Matilda · 05-21-2008, 12:48 AM

Good one!!

^ yes, for HOURS! in between gagging. Ewww!

Miss-Delectable · 05-21-2008, 02:10 AM

ewwww!

freckles · 05-21-2008, 11:25 AM

oo, ouch. >.<

well for DAYS I think! running to bathroom and barf each time after a bit of bite.

05-17-2008, 04:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
AlleyCat Chicken in a Cat Suit Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 857	In the Market for a New Vacuum Even if You're Broke? Received in an email: A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners . ' 'Go away!' said the old lady. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder.' The old lady stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.' __________________ Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.

05-19-2008, 02:45 PM	#4 (permalink)
PowerON Please don't click me! D: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Would like to live at Fort Davis, TX Posts: 4,724 Blog Entries: 1	Let hope he have new vacuum with solar battery. __________________ • [Illustrator.Blog-alloon.com] • Don't shoot me! I'm only blogger!

05-19-2008, 02:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
GarnetTigerMom Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 4,807	aww poor guy. I have a great vaccum called " iRobot" and I love it hand free and let it do the work on it own. iRobot Corporation: Home Page it worth it. __________________ GarnetTigerMom "The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I'm so glad that you're my friend. I know our friendship will never end." -- Robert Alan

05-21-2008, 02:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
Miss-Delectable Capt Tony Nelson, Jeannie Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: No.1 Shopping Capital in Australia Posts: 8,815 Blog Entries: 3	ewwww! __________________

05-21-2008, 11:25 AM	#9 (permalink)
freckles I post, therefore I am Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: wherever my heart pieces are at .. Posts: 950	oo, ouch. >.< well for DAYS I think! running to bathroom and barf each time after a bit of bite. __________________ latest thread: [[ class time boys! ]]

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05-17-2008, 05:34 PM	#2 (permalink)
Koala Cuddly bear Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 4,413	LOL...he should personally eat the reminder as he say so.

05-18-2008, 08:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
DVDFreaker Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: In The Middle Of Nowhere Posts: 3,120	Damn, the guy got owned!

05-20-2008, 09:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
*~SG~* Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 3,918	Poor guy gonna eat horse manure for hours.

05-21-2008, 12:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Matilda Boxing Kangaroo "Jack" Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 2,176	Good one!! ^ yes, for HOURS! in between gagging. Ewww!

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