nozobo

No offend to ladies but this is hilarious!!!!





THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your butt, didn't it?'

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again,
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Stupid, stupid man

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DVDFreaker

Hahahahahaaha

shel90

Oh geez! I have to tell that one to my friends who complain about their small breasts!!!

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DVDFreaker

And tell her to get a breast englargement while you're at it

shel90

I told her she can take my breasts. LOL!

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DVDFreaker

Hahahaha!!!!!!!!