The Small White Dot

nozobo · 05-16-2008, 07:28 PM

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something
exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the
teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a
piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back
down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied.
'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a
period?

'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one,
my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined
the Navy.'

Debbieaslpr · 05-16-2008, 07:38 PM

Lol Good One

DVDFreaker · 05-16-2008, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nozobo

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something
exciting and relate it to the class the next day.

When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the
teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a
piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back
down.

Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied.
'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a
period?

'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one,
my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined
the Navy.'

shel90 · 05-16-2008, 09:13 PM

I have to tell that one to my fellow coworkers since we are all teachers! That's a good one!

***VamPyroX*** · 05-16-2008, 09:38 PM

That's a good one!

Oceanblue7 · 05-16-2008, 09:41 PM

cute joke

IslandGal · 05-16-2008, 09:58 PM

Haha, a good one!!

***~SG~*** · 05-17-2008, 12:09 AM

That's a good one.

Phillips · 05-17-2008, 05:48 AM

05-16-2008, 07:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
nozobo Aries boi Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Downtown Posts: 3,933	The Small White Dot A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy the teacher called on walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him what it was. 'It's a period,' he replied. 'I can see that,' said the teacher, 'but what is so exciting about a period? 'Darned if I know,' he said, 'but this morning my sister was missing one, my mom fainted, my dad had a heart attack, and the boy next door joined the Navy.' __________________ My roots are planted in the past And though my life is changin' fast Who I am is who I wanna be...

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Debbieaslpr Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Location: Humacao Puerto Rico Posts: 57	Lol Good One __________________ No matter what, no matter how you'll always find the sun comes out. It shines on me. It shines on you. And everyday will be anew.

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IslandGal Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Sunshine State Posts: 4,152	Haha, a good one!!

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*~SG~* Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 2,474	That's a good one.

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