Surgery with 3 roses

nozobo · 05-16-2008, 07:25 PM

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon
agreed.Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself.''The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the
surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time
ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his
new ears.

DVDFreaker · 05-16-2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nozobo

A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her
vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of
embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon
agreed.Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
carefully placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to
tell anyone about my operation!'

The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this
all by yourself.''The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the
surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time
ago.'

'And what about the third rose?' she asked.

'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his
new ears.

His ears would look weird

shel90 · 05-16-2008, 09:11 PM

Ooooohhhhh! I am sure his ears will smell funny too!

Bottesini · 05-16-2008, 10:37 PM

SCBassist · 05-16-2008, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shel90

Ooooohhhhh! I am sure his ears will smell funny too!

Smell funny? What kind of hygeine do you women practice? LOL

Phillips · 05-17-2008, 05:51 AM

!!!! lol

AlleyCat · 05-17-2008, 03:08 PM

Lmao

Koala · 05-17-2008, 04:31 PM

LOL...good one

Miss-Delectable · 05-18-2008, 08:23 AM

And the burned guy didn't care where that piece of skin came from? Hehe
Hypothetically, I'd imagine he'll say to someone that "My new ears came from a vagina!".

PowerON · 05-19-2008, 01:40 PM

Man 1: Something smell fishy..
Man 2: Oh, that would be my new ear.

05-16-2008, 07:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
nozobo Aries boi Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Downtown Posts: 3,933	Surgery with 3 roses A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!' The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.''The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago.' 'And what about the third rose?' she asked. 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears. __________________ My roots are planted in the past And though my life is changin' fast Who I am is who I wanna be...

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Miss-Delectable Capt Tony Nelson, Jeannie Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: No.1 Shopping Capital in Australia Posts: 8,086	And the burned guy didn't care where that piece of skin came from? Hehe Hypothetically, I'd imagine he'll say to someone that "My new ears came from a vagina!". __________________

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