Two Women in Heaven

Sweetpolly · 05-15-2008, 09:08 AM

Two ladies talking in heaven:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Jane.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How did you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It was not so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you did not look in the freezer . . . we would both still be alive.

jiro123 · 05-15-2008, 10:05 AM

ouch.......

Sweetpolly · 05-15-2008, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiro123

ouch.......

Yeah.... Men !!! (just joking)

PowerON · 05-15-2008, 01:47 PM

Kelly may not survive and end to have same heart attack if found Jane and then Kelly's hubby would chase them and slaughter.

TweetyBird · 05-15-2008, 02:13 PM

Debbieaslpr · 05-15-2008, 03:56 PM

LOL Good one

Bottesini · 05-15-2008, 04:41 PM

Matilda · 05-15-2008, 05:22 PM

***~SG~*** · 05-16-2008, 09:18 AM

Good one.

GarnetTigerMom · 05-16-2008, 09:23 AM

LOL,, Keep it coming a good laugh is the best medicate we can get! lol

DVDFreaker · 05-16-2008, 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jiro123

ouch.......

That is what my first thought

Sweetpolly · 05-25-2008, 02:19 PM

Ever wonder what the husband (widower) is doing now?

RichardDeaf · 05-25-2008, 02:25 PM

Miss-Delectable · 05-25-2008, 09:19 PM

I remember this one

05-15-2008, 09:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Sweetpolly Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 109	Two Women in Heaven Two ladies talking in heaven: 1st woman: Hi! My name is Jane. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Kelly. How did you die? 1st woman: I Froze to Death. 2nd woman: How Horrible! 1st woman: It was not so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you did not look in the freezer . . . we would both still be alive.

05-15-2008, 01:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
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jiro123 >:{ Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NJ Posts: 1,958	ouch.......

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GarnetTigerMom Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 4,583	LOL,, Keep it coming a good laugh is the best medicate we can get! lol __________________ GarnetTigerMom "The rain may be falling hard outside, But your smile makes it all alright. I'm so glad that you're my friend. I know our friendship will never end." -- Robert Alan

05-25-2008, 02:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
Sweetpolly Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 109	Ever wonder what the husband (widower) is doing now?

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