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Old 05-07-2008, 02:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2008, 02:30 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2008, 02:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That reminds me of a couple books I got for Christmas... "Suicide Bunnies".
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Old 05-07-2008, 02:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Richard at the Switch, great Kevorkian kartoon. It gives you a lift when you get that sinking feeling (sorry).

Ha ha ha, "Suicide Bunnies" was great, and Calvin & Hobbes's suicide snowmen series.
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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... that's a great one!
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Old 05-07-2008, 05:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I LOVE SUICIDE BUNNIES!!!

and that's a great cartoon!
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:27 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Richard at the Switch, great Kevorkian kartoon. It gives you a lift when you get that sinking feeling (sorry).

Ha ha ha, "Suicide Bunnies" was great, and Calvin & Hobbes's suicide snowmen series.
Yeah. One psychology professor at RIT had his office door covered with those snowmen suicide series from "Calvin & Hobbes". Heh!
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Old 05-08-2008, 11:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-08-2008, 10:24 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:37 PM   #10 (permalink)
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How did fish get balloon in the first place anyway?
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Old 05-10-2008, 02:21 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Water balloon, would be my guess.
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Old 05-10-2008, 02:28 AM   #12 (permalink)
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How did fish get balloon in the first place anyway?

It's only a joke where there is no rhyme or reason.
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Old 05-10-2008, 06:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
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the fish's suicide was funny
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Old 05-10-2008, 06:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Lol. Poor fish.
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Poor fish. That's a good joke.
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I was depressed last night over loosing my job to outsourcing that I called the Suicide Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:35 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I was depressed last night over loosing my job to outsourcing that I called the Suicide Lifeline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:07 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Lol!
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:37 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Water balloon, would be my guess.
water balloon doesn't float like that. I know - I like to poke joke with logic even though it's not supposed to be literal. Suicide Bunny's the best. so is Far Side.
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:07 PM   #20 (permalink)
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A water balloon would be shaped like that? Looks like a helium-filled balloon.

The two are doing the opposite in an attempt to drown?
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Old 05-12-2008, 08:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
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A water balloon would be shaped like that? Looks like a helium-filled balloon.

The two are doing the opposite in an attempt to drown?
It has to be a helium-filled balloon cuz water balloons are heavier than air! LOL!
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That questionable on where or how the hell fish got helium from. It must be one of intelligence breed. lol
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Old 05-13-2008, 10:15 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Comedy is rooted in reality?
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Old 05-13-2008, 11:57 PM   #24 (permalink)
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The real comedy is explaining jokes to the humor-challenged, then watching them fake a funny bone.
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